happy pride! a bunch of cops in riot gear just showed up to the gayborhood in riot gear swiveling their batons saying “party’s over” and “if you don’t leave there will be no mercy”!! they have everyone on 13th street kettled!!! it was terrifying and horrible
ADHDers will be like “I’m coping just fine!!” but then it turns out they’re making up for their executive dysfunction by skipping Very Important Things such as meals, sleep, cleaning, organizing, hygiene, paperwork, projects, hobbies, socializing, and exercising
there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb
Being in your 30s is wild because every woman you know is becoming the most beautiful version of themselves meanwhile every guy you know is losing cognitive function at a rapid rate
groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die
don’t want ppl to notice im not doing well but also want ppl to notice im not doing so well but also don’t want anyone to be burdened by me but also want to feel that ppl care about me but also don’t want to be perceived but also want to feel like i matter