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hot girl scholar, stupid binch

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if ever there was a better time to follow through on my empty threats of deleting twitter outright

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@amandamjcarr but vangela says that the more people along for the ride the merrier!

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@amandamjcarr that may be entirely dependent on how easy we make converting a van look haha

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@rattygrlz i take a siesta every day it’s drastically improved my life

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

People often assume that capitalism is defined by "markets and trade". But markets and trade existed for thousands of years before capitalism. Capitalism is only 500 years old. So what is distinctive about this economic system? Three things (well, more, but three for now):

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@_ashlynking me for work calls after 5:00 pm

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sad when patrick has to work overnights
happy when i wake up to pictures of the dogs he worked with

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@isucktoes_247 i can’t study to anything lyrical but the little women soundtrack does proof to be top tier music to write to!

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i don’t actually believe in dream jobs but if i did mine would be one where i never need to open my email ever again

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

It’s here… the rare few weeks when the girls can wear The Uniform

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big yawn!

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excited for my first full camp season since 2019, but really going to miss my current coworkers (the cats)

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one kid said “i bet you have an office job don’t you”

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getting some lifesaving quals today and everyone else in my class is in high school or middle school. when they found out i’m 25 they were floored. i’m like a show and tell piece to them. they asked me what i “do for a living” and if i “own a home.”

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my choice to come back on twitter was very poorly timed this whole app is brainworms

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i blame caitriona balfe and sam heughan for setting such a high standard

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the total lack of on screen chemistry in this season of bridgerton. it’s unlike me to be bored by a regency era romance

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i want on screen chemistry so palpable that i to have to wonder if they are actually fucking in real life. i feel like i can see the acting in this season

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@casuallyali ali i got NOTHING from them! i even had to turn subtitles off to see if that was ruining the dynamic but it WASNT