Scott Lund

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@SouthwestAir keeps hanging up after you wait over 2 hours on hold. Happened twice. We just want to know what we can do to get home.

[Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz]

If anyone is alone today and feeling lonely, you are invited to my Thanksgiving dinner. I made lemon & rosemary turkey. Tell me your hair & eye color & what you’re bringing, & I’ll draw you in.

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@inkylouise @ColbySp @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas Oh that might have to happen!

[The City Of New Orleans @CityOfNOLA]

Your headline is not factual and there are multiple inaccuracies in this reporting. Follow authorized city accounts for up to date information on #Barry

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

For more than 30 years, plastic phones shaped like the cartoon cat Garfield have been washing up on French beaches.

The mystery is now solved: a shipping container which washed up during a storm in the 1980s was found in a hidden sea cave
📷 Fred Tanneau

[Charles Woodson @CharlesWoodson]

I want all the people that tell me to get over the #tuckrule to tell drew Bree’s and the @Saints to get over that pass interference that wasn’t called that would have most likely ended the game in a saints win. I’ll wait

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

Saints got screwed by the refs. Worst call I have ever seen.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

This thread. This is why your tech friends told you not to use the android Facebook app. https://t.co/Zo5PMiQjQG

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

UMBC beat the spread by 40 points against the tournament overall #1 seed #MarchMadness2018

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@DevilsBartender @KreweofTucks When are you coming in?

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@survivorcbs @JeffProbst you could tell me that was scripted and fake and I would not care. Thanks for another amazing season. #SurvivorFinale

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@therealbradg I was born in the new way. I did the best. I have to go look for my wife to be able for my birthday to go look for my new car.

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

Why you follow writers on twitter.... https://t.co/vwEBa8CjbH

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

@ChuckWendig yo hey you busy

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@VicTafur $7200 per week minimum might be enough for a lot of people. Says a lot about career ambition but I can't fault it.

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@N8ureTrail2Hell @HAUNTERS_Movie Troy we finally are watching AHS Roanoke. Loved your death scene at the table!

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

. @ChuckWendig Do your books explain how Kylo Ren ended up with the Vader remains? I'm planning to read anyway but this has been bugging.

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

@Feztress Y'all are looking great!

[Scott Lund @tofujoe]

. @SenMajLdr @SpeakerRyan No number of conservative judges, not tax plan, no health care repeal, is worth letting this continue.