kris10

Kristen | vegan | she/her

[kris10 @tofuteach]

@Ruth_Mensch everyone disagreeing can eat my southern fried ass

[kris10 @tofuteach]

Thankfully the house is okay because it’s off grade but the water easily had to have been over my knees and flooded my grandpas shop ☹️

[kris10 @tofuteach]

Flash flood in Pensacola last night hit me pretty hard ☹️

[kris10 @tofuteach]

someone please tell me there’s a way to take the google search view (?) out of this like .. icon mode. I need to read the titles of articles!! Not see a picture!!

[kris10 @tofuteach]

dear google, why would you do this to me

[kris10 @tofuteach]

@weartv @TannerStewartTV That’s because they haven’t seen Washington 😬

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK

[👽 𝙶𝚕𝚞𝚙 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚘 ✌️ @glup_shittoo]

showing my coworker this pic when they ask what i did for memorial day weekend

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

hey man, would it kill you to be enchanted by the simple beauty that surrounds you for like five seconds

[The Scarlet B!tch ᱬ @thechildoftime]

Really here for old Italian people against JK Rowling.

[kris10 @tofuteach]

@Jezebirb I want this on a tshirt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Florida Bans Teachers From Playing Any Movie Besides 30-Minute Clip Of Joyless Missionary Sex https://t.co/CKOC5VUy4J

[kris10 @tofuteach]

I know I never really get on here anymore but I saw my bf’s phone earlier and he had a picture of me as his background and I’m just so grossly obsessed with him I could SCREAM

[kris10 @tofuteach]

@giantbrainhaver @dietcoke0507 @buzzfeedjenny big plans to lard out all weekend

[ن @urtaykhuwaab]

being a woman is soo draining y am i always out of stuff y do i have to keep restocking stufff y is everything soo expensive

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“We still going tonight?”

Me:

[kris10 @tofuteach]

do the little bumps on the inside of crocs not hurt your feet?! I think I would like the inside of my shoes to be smooth like my brain, actually

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

Rewatching NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN for the billionth time and realized the only character to defeat Chigurh is:

[kris10 @tofuteach]

@Repealist_ @hannaweeny Ugh same and my adhd meds make me pic even more 😭