Chris Valentino

I like turtles

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

Since I wouldn't make the train, no point in riding. He was still on his trip with another rider. I was charged a cancellation fee, which the app will not refund. Please contact me.

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@AskLyft I hailed a Lyft today to a train station and matched with a driver who was 1. On another trip, and 2. Not making progress toward me. When he accepted the ride, I would have had 5 minutes to spare, and I cancelled when the dropoff estimate had ticked up by 6 minutes.

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@salvaged @phish That for sure would be a sensory overload

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

Well at least the scam bots care

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

My flight from ORD to LGA is delayed by 5.5 hours, and even as a Platinum Medallion member on @Delta, this is the compensation that they decided was appropriate for me and my son. A $30 voucher for food and beverage. For 2 people. For 5.5 hours.

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@FiresideYankees Counterpoint: his performance in the playoffs

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Dshmana1 @itsJeffTiedrich Omg attic, please continue using words!

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Yankee2Tampa @YankeeMandela Nothing conservative about that take. You spelled bigot wrong.

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@CharleneClee @RpsAgainstTrump Maybe drop the blue check and spend $8 on a dictionary one month?

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@HCJustinn Fressshhhhh

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@pnut Let's get some drum n bass grooves on the new record 😁😁😁

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@jastrapper0 @pnut @GeorgeTakei Your persecution fetish is showing. Might want to cover that up.

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@SeptembersRain @JoJoFromJerz Clearly they're taking about it. Leave your persecution/victimhood fetish at the door

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@witmiller @Fryguys4 @TheOnlySchreck @RobertL46987332 @grumpyolman21 @JoeBiden Only Bible "science" works for blue check guy

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@jeffrosenstock Announce SKAMODE

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Yankees @AnheuserBusch Challenging fans to keep watching this team after that trade deadline wasn't enough?

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@DavidJo91753110 @Beth16217599 @RpsAgainstTrump Wow! A paranoid blue check guy/bot with a persecution fetish! The trifecta!

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@jvkezia CHRISTOPHER CALL YOUR FATHER HE IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Lovely_Linds Also a TV and couch beater, apparently

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

Imagine how much more we would appreciate this perfect game if he wasn't a wife beater

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Lovely_Linds BING BONG

[Chris Valentino @tofuweasel]

@Rooster8675309 @TalkinYanks BLACK BEAR