Manager of the Villans FC, @daniw85 was on squad freeze after failing to complete his bet with @Kyleclarkson in doing a FULL rendition of @lordofthedance
He decided to go to the top of the football tree to beg for a Royal Pardon from England manager @GarethSouthgate
👏Gareth
The 2 most decorated managers with 2 league titles apiece and host of cup copperware between them, @Kyleclarkson & @CopperpotGabe lock horny horns,
And the first battle of the southern fairies airs on @tntsports as @daniw85 pits his stick against @dick - @paddypower taking odds
We are back sack AND crack after the international break and have some real horny ties to get our chodes stuck into.
Inaugural vets and both former BotLers @UtdStp & @neptune cross swords,
@Criix & @DarrenKitchin battle it out for a chance to go top after both winning 3 from 4
Congratulations to @uranus of Neptune FC for winning the August manager of the Month award courtesy of @CallawayGolf
Hurricane won 2 out of 3 games, banged in the joint top points returns and went down in CC history for the forrrst player to use his FAAB pocket money; JWP ¥33
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Interestingly, what looked like the most boring tie of GW2 had a better twist than @Johntravolta532 circa 1977 and a sexier turn than when @JimmyNailsTales belted out the western number in the @aufwiedpet Cowboy episode
The Curious Case of David Raya
https://t.co/A6US3nPhJ1
We are BACK, SACK AND CRAIC for the 8th consecutive year of the Chester Copperpot League
The 2023/24 draft went smoother than @CopperpotGabe face after he didn’t shave for Movember
We have new trophies, new gladiators and new rules as we dip our testicles into the world of FAB
With 4 of the most impressive trophies in @Fantrax history up for grabs as well as prize money, manager of the month awards and some sexy bets & forfeits, our 8th season will welcome @primevideosport for their All or Nothing series
Humongous Happy Returns to Chester Copperpot legendary manager of the Chudley Cannons, Ragmar Dorkins - aka Marty Jammetty, Hurricane Hullah, Dag Fanny, Dave Gooch from Dave’s Coaches, 2pac.
Ragmar has racked up a total 364 points in his togga career to date.
#puppetmaster
Those generous sponsors @homegroup have also thrown is some spaffing extra goodies for the MotM winners of The Chester Copperpot League. I’m shirley they will all be posted once postman cowpat has done his rounds with the prizes! Happy Swinging lads!
Votes have been counted and its a tie for @homegroup inaugural MotM Award between Togga legends @Criix@CopperpotGabe@daniw85@2PAC & @Kyleclarkson who will all have a turn on their new sex swing that underlooks St James’ Park during their league tie vs @WestHam tomorrow….
Votes have been counted and its a tie for @homegroup inaugural MotM Award between Togga legends @Criix@CopperpotGabe@daniw85@2PAC & @Kyleclarkson who will all have a turn on their new sex swing that underlooks St James’ Park during their league tie vs @WestHam tomorrow….
It’s the last day of the month so we all know what that means…
Manager of the Month Awards!
Our league sponsors @homegroup have kindly put up a prize of watching the exterior of @NUFC next league home game vs @WestHam from the comfort of one of their new swanky sex swings!
It’s the last day of the month so we all know what that means…
Manager of the Month Awards!
Our league sponsors @homegroup have kindly put up a prize of watching the exterior of @NUFC next league home game vs @WestHam from the comfort of one of their new swanky sex swings!
@daniw85 has not ruled himself out of the prize after he promised to serve his wife another one of his signature dishes. His togga performances have been as consistent as always - canny bonk