couch

unfortunately interested in taste, objects, and value

[couch @togocouch]

tech guys learning the word “taste” has been very hard on my people
and by my people i mean bicoastal creative directors

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@generic_void company merch is not clothing
it is a cocoon

inside it a man is slowly becoming someone
with the confidence
and the funds
to wear an ill fitting brunello cucinelli vest over a white t shirt that cost 8844 dollars

the merch is just placeholder for a far uglier trasngression

[couch @togocouch]

@LouisPisano when the clothes are good the waterfall is cinema
when the clothes are bad the waterfall becomes an esg disclosure

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why the lv wave was not the wave

when the clothes are good the waterfall is cinema
when the clothes are bad the waterfall becomes an esg disclosure

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

LVMH comms team needs to watch their tone because excuse me????? 😂

[couch @togocouch]

how deranged am i that i looked at this and hoped it was the stock market today. can we have brat market pls

[irth @irth7]

close enough welcome back windows 8

[irth @irth7]

close enough welcome back windows 8

[couch @togocouch]

@BiancoDavinci design has reached the stage where even the chair wants to be farm to table

[couch @togocouch]

https://t.co/H3pYINP80J
google publishing jorts versus capris by state is the surveillance trying to develop taste

[anu @anuatluru]

success rewrites all narratives except the one in your head

[couch @togocouch]

@jun_song @elonmusk a cybertruck turning into a mobile data center is like watching a primate become a human
from the forehead
to the vestigial bed
and the opposable trunk
the phenotype was obvious
putting vram in there is not customization
it is puberty

[couch @togocouch]

@markgurman these new smart glasses can answer any question except why the fuck am i wearing this

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@zerohedge every hyperscaler eventually discovers the same thing as a divorced man
remembering everything is expensive

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@TubaDsouza @markgurman Hopefully not on your suede couch

[Jun Song @jun_song]

Flexing a Rolls-Royce and a Patek Philippe is such an old trend.

In 2026, do this instead:

Today, I bought a total of 2TB of VRAM.

[couch @togocouch]

ai glasses fashion shoots are funny because now the model is wearing the model

[Instagram @instagram]

Introducing Meta Glasses by @KylieJenner. A new way to see and share your world.

[couch @togocouch]

most luxury cars are not made to be driven anyway
so lamborghini just skipped the car entirely
less embarrassing for everyone involved

[Bloomberg @business]

Tonino Lamborghini is partnering with Zimbali Lakes Resort to develop a luxury hotel and branded residences near South Africa’s port city of Durban https://t.co/QmfmV1rcZG

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@citrini lets go big dog

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@Ovrnundr the air force 1 has entered its loafer phase which happens to every man eventually

[couch @togocouch]

cold plunge
sauna
podcast studio
coworking
finally a place where you can become unbearable in every format

[Fan Bi (buy/ advise $5-50M brands in special sits) @lifeofbi]

Private members clubs are back. But not your grandfather's kind. No golf. No wood panelling. No old money.

Think ... Cold plunges. Saunas. Hyperbaric oxygen. Rooftop pools. Podcast studios. Art galleries. Coworking. All in one building. $500/month. Invite only.

The Portal just raised $5M for exactly this in Austin. Bathhouse has $41M from Imaginary Ventures and two 35,000 sq ft thermal wellness palaces in NYC. Remedy Place. The Well. NeueHouse. SIRO. A dozen more opening or fundraising right now.

The Portal sold out its Marin membership before the building was even finished.

The old third place was the coffee shop or the bar. The new third place is somewhere you can cold plunge, have a real conversation, work for three hours, eat well, and catch a live set, without leaving the building.

I think the private wellness club is the most interesting category in consumer experiential right now.

[couch @togocouch]

the market is pricing in two rate cuts and one very serious tailor

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's suit is very distinctive. Hard, padded shoulders, dropped buttoning point, and a nicely placed gorge on a wide lapel. Pick stitching appears to be done by hand, not machine. Almost certainly benchmade bespoke. Curious who is the tailor.