Tohluuuu

The race is not to the swift..

[Probably @probably126]

@IamTheCyberChef @47kasz 🤣😂😅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’m the most complete player EVER. To say that Cristiano isn’t complete is a lie”.

“You may prefer Pele, Messi, Maradona, I understand and respect that”.

[RecruitmentPQ @RecruitmentPq]

Here is exactly how HR finds out you lied on your CV, and some of these happen before you even get the job:

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

This is a very insightful conversation. Definitely worth paying attention to.

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

If she’s clearly high value…

We’re often willing to put in more work.

And that work can pay off incredibly.

She inspires you to level up.
She makes you want to:

[Oyindamola Adekoya @adekoyaoyinda]

To those working in corporate(9to 5) what advice would you give a newbie(me)

[Tohluuuu @tohlu15]

The way he was just staring😅

[Chess.com @chesscom]

NODIRBEK ABDUSATTOROV BLUNDERS A ROOK BY TOUCH MOVE!! heartbreaking moment 💔💔

[Toluwani @heytoluu]

UN / International NGOs "The JOBS nobody tells you about"
🌍 These organizations pay ₦300k–₦700k/mo.
They're in Nigeria RIGHT NOW.
They're HIRING.
And 90% of graduates don't know to apply.
🔖 This thread might change your life.

[Gulani @gulani_bashir1]

Sharing my PwC Assessment Centre experience for young graduates out there 💼
PwC graduate trainee programme is very competitive, but here’s what I learnt:
1. Arrive early, register fast and stay calm. It helps you settle in and observe the room.
2. ICAN certificate is NOT necessary, but having it really helps you stand out from other candidates. I had mine ready and it gave me an edge.
3. We had a one-on-one interview first before the group case study. Expect different questions — be ready for competency-based ones like “Tell me about a time you…” 😂
4. Then we were put in groups for case study and had to present solutions. They’re not just judging your answer — they watch how you collaborate, listen, build on others’ ideas, and show leadership.
5. Even if you’re not the main presenter, contribute actively. Assessors notice people who facilitate good discussion, not just the loud ones.
Extra tips that helped me:
1. Research PwC’s current focus areas (digital transformation, ESG, audit quality etc.) and tie your points to them.
2. Use simple frameworks like SWOT or “Issue → Impact → Recommendation” when speaking.
Only the top candidates get called for bootcamp. Treat every moment as part of the assessment — even during breaks.
Stay focused and good luck to every young graduate applying.
#PwC #GraduateJobs #CareerTips #ICAN #Nigeria

[صالح @1Salii7]

صديقي صار 6 سنوات مدير HR في شركة فيها 3000 موظف.

سألته:
“ليش الناس الأذكياء يفشلون في المقابلات؟”

ضحك.

وقال:
“لأنهم ما يعرفون إن فيه ورقة واحدة هي اللي تحسم الموضوع.”

وبعدين أشار لشيء في اللابتوب حقه.

أنا انصدمت..

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

they’re dragging him on tiktok for this video 😂

[The 99th Man 🕴🏽 @tngbloc]

You want to know her past without sounding insecure or needy? Here's how to get her talking naturally, playfully, and without pressure.

Ask these and watch her open up;

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

As a guy, this is all you need for that glass skin ✅

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

It cost $0.00 to retweet.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

❝A real man doesn't keep malice with his wife.❞

- Yul Edochie

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Every time I spend with a woman, I spend it like it’s my last because it might actually be my last. I’ve seen a woman call me baby and start moving funny in the next 20 minutes, I’ve seen a woman be all over me and say something disrespectful in the next 10 minutes,

A thread

[َ @rmngifs]

absolute cinema

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid the cheap dopamine hit of announcing everything to people. Life is easier when no one knows about you.

[De Realking 👑 @Ebukaderealking]

In 2021 one of my guy for our office was friendzoned by a girl he liked. I told him to freestyle the girl and give me her contact that'll package her.

The guy said okay,in his mind he thought the same way the girl turned him down she'll also turn me down like that. As a king of game. I told him let's give it a trial and promised to deliver my pulling unit.

He later shared the contact with me. As a normal street guy,the first time I saved the girl's contact,I updated my WhatsApp status. I posted myself in the airport and after I posted myself in a hotel. Normal throw to impress new girl.

The girl then asked where I reside I told her, I'm based in Asaba but I just traveled to Lagos to cool off for some days but I'll be back by weekend. Low-key I'm in Asaba with my banana boxers. The lamba was all hype for me to get her attention..

We got talking and I was showing my guy the chat and how the girl is feeling me. I told him that I'm about to shift that panties that seems impossible for him.

After much introduction with the girl,she agreed to come see me in Asaba Shoprite the day I'll come back. I told her okay but I'll like us to spend some time in Bellwood hotel. She agreed without objection.

I then turned to my guy to gist him but little did I know that he went back to tell the girl that everything I told her was a lie. That I'm in Asaba the house with him. That all those lamba was because I want to fvck her.

When I found out what happened,I lost it. I didn't do much shaa. As a chilled guy deleted his number and since then we've never spoken again and I'm no longer in Asaba.

About the girl? I later run am wetin no go good and we're still talking till date.

You see boys raised by Single Mothers? Let me not say much. But just like Geh Geh said. Simps will betray you for female approval and the worse part is that they will still not get the pussy.

#SaysDeRealKing. ✍️

[𝓔𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓸 𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓪𝔂𝓸 ♥︎ @eludayo_1]

This kind of challenge >>>>>>>>