ToiTheAries

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LADIES your plans/schedules don't run nothing but errands. Yo period runs your life with saying very little.

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I'm watching Predator(the 1st one) and this man said "I ain't got time to bleed." Imma start saying that every month. Loll

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@b0mbchell_ The plane circled the block and came back. They sold yall wolf tickets and told yall it was your fault. SPIRIT MOTTO "GET IT OUT THE MUD."

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I got to stop cussing out my robot vacuum cleaners when they get stuck behind the chairs in the corners. I be like "GET CHO GOT DAMN ASS FROM OVER THERE". Ion know what expect to happen after that. Lol

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@RealKrisDLofton Whew thought this was Jada for a sec. Let me go to gd bed. It's been an adventurous night.

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Sometimes folks don't feel like being the subject of a joke. Next year they will have security at all stage entrances. If not.....

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@50cent Chris didn't even flinch. He just did the whopp right back up to position.

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What in the 15th century vampirism going on here.I was scare blade had gone rogue and they finally got him. WHEW HAD ME GOING FOR A SEC

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@50cent How parents Just Don't Understand and getting giggie wit it turn into a pimp slappin.. Chris stick to the August entaglement jokes not the hair condition. That shit is off limits.

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Chris is a good one cause they would have had to clear the room. We would still be rolling around in suits and slippery shoes. Buttons and cufflinks popin off hitting people in the eye. Folks would have been thinking they got shot.

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At the end of the day violence is not the answer but I get he wants to be the Fresh Prince to the rescue. Note to self.. Hair jokes are off limits.. Sleeping with other people jokes unlimited..Got It!

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And another thang. Stop hollin from your seat this is not the 1996 Source Awards.

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@mzzonekeke Me!!!

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@mzzonekeke Chile what in the New York Undercover going on at the Oscar's. They bout to turn into the Source Awards.

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Parents Just Don't Understand cause they Getting Giggie Wit in these entaglements now their Bad Boys. I'm callin the police this is too much.

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This is how we know Chris got bullied and beat up growing up. He didn't even stumble, studder, blink, or flinch. He did the snake and came back like he never left. He probably said to himself "that didn't even make my veneers rattle". Did August ever get slapped into September?

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Whew chile it's getting Ghetto over there at the Oscar's . My TV smell's like newports, E&J and somebody husband coming in the club slapping the dude she dancing with.

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@lizzo Thank you for this show..I have never laughed, cried, been inspired, got naked during a commercial break, ate a snack, sipped wine, and danced while binge watching a show. #watchoutforthebiggirls

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@TsMadisonatl1 kinda off topic..I think monogamy doesn't come naturally. Not saying I am with the poly life. I am just saying it's not natural for most. It takes work! Sometimes ppl will always find a reason to look, talk, or touch elsewhere.

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They gonna have us playing Squid Games for students loan forgiveness. #SquidGames