Lindsay

Sunny, sweaty, and swampy / Brendan Fraser’s former publicist / Enjoys eating sand from time to time

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

[farting really hard inside of a loud crowded bar]

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

Spirit Halloween porch animatronics when u walk by them in the store

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

pepe having a joker half sleeve is 1. amazing 2. terrifying im cryingggg #loveislandusa

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

this is so me in the living room at 9 years old but also so me in my bedroom at 27 years old

[jojo ⋆˚࿔ @joeandthegay]

This is so white it’s hard to explain

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

and childlike wonder was felt once more

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

do you ever feel like you need to ride the himalaya at the county fair in order to feel childlike wonder again and but also to be calm and normal

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

the more i watch Girls the more this memory stings and i think about it every single episode

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

a boy once attempted to compliment me by saying “you give me lena dunham vibes” and i’ve been numb from the neck down since

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

love is blind is so white and boring this season and everyone looks alike and everyone is so conventionally attractive it’s LAMEEEEE bring back some normal weirdos who are also crazy freaks…this is just ridiculous

[No Context E.T. @ET_nocontext]

Chappell kinda serving Magdol here #GRAMMYs

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

i’m actually tearing up

[jesse @skeletonheadz]

just found this band of little ass kids covering 27 by title fight on tik tok and it filled me with so much hope

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

@goingbriannas 😭 no literally….im uncultured in every way

[@whoshppert @whoshppertmedia]

good luck babe kyle richards lisa vanderpump rhobh the real housewives of beverly hills

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

lesbians going to the bathroom afterwards

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

🎶free bleeding in the autumn rain🎶 dont even start with me caroline polachek im so pissed off

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

woke up from a nap now liam payne is dead and tamara judge is announcing she’s autistic like it’s cancer …?

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

this is what it’s like working as a crossing guard with 70 year old drama queens

[$ @Hnzdz]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

not the love island aaron lips..

[𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚛☆ @lonelylvato]

“wait, smiling or serving?” lmao she’s so unserious😭https://t.co/Xd6FmgGdRz

[Lindsay @toiletofpee]

@laineylololol part time school crossing guard 😜 definitely need another job tho LOL so i get you queen

[gnocchi 🎾 @neoaky]

i had a dream this song was on brat https://t.co/ZrzkvfVyTV