A Alien Bicth

only using my powers for completely neutral activities

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

anyone who likes pepsi can die

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

somewhere, someplace, a guy has his LED lights set to “corn” option

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

ask me about my Meal

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

When we lock eyes at whole foods we’ll both know I said what I said…I will win this battle either way

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

I have returned to briefly stain your timeline with my whimsical filth. if you want to show me how groundbreaking my tweets are the recipe is simple—ignore them & pretend they never happened

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

If you would like the full experience you will need to write and dedicate your heartsong to only me on the lyre. but a lute might get you somewhere

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

if you want to put your cock in me you are gonna have to pay The Tolls. If you would like to get me pregnant you will additionally need to know the password and speak fluent troll

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

my bff just told me she was bringing me a still beating heart for my birthday! I’m just at the edge of my seat about this

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

when I see the like count on an anuc post i like to imagine each one is part of a mob of screaming young girls thrashing about. and then I like to add mine

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

i think when my old wrinkly plants see the tiny baby plants im gonna make for them that they’ll get more hyped and in the spring energyzone

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

call me impatient but i just don’t understand how come my crush isn’t at my doorstep w his lips pursed yet?

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

forgot why I came on here as usual

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

@tropicana147 yeah Apple Biting Juggler rly breaks my chains and busts me outta here

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

asking my plants if they think consciousness is strange

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

i love coconut oil and I don’t care who knows it

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

@dampbloodwad Word up

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

On the one hand I picked the worst night to dress as a ballerina and on the other hand I picked the best night to dress as a ballerina

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

rly wishing i got something from David’s estate 💔 the last batch is up for bid and these barbies just keep going up and up and i can’t watch!!!

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

the internet switched from thinking I’m located in india to thinking im into people describing smells

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

what is the point of being a homeowner if you are not going to put gargoyles all over your shit

[A Alien Bicth @toiletraper]

starling_bird8 liked my comment, therefore I Exist