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it was the best of times, it was the Burch of times. it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness. #SagittariusTricks

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Best dream in a while- a pregnant woman who had babies in samosa pockets put them in the oven and they turned into puppies

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I’m waiting for my dna results too. Any guesses?

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Whenever were back to normalcy I will be giving out hot dogs on Halloween

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in October google should have a GoogleBroom option on maps

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All of this makes me want a fucking pumpkin spiced latte

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Can’t even cook a beyond burger without a crisis

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I wonder how many people put rice on their injuries by accident

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your Enya is really fucking with me

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Run your engines people

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So our department is having a “show and tell” at 11:30. I’m bringing the cat teeth

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I’m tired of seeing the same old face in my zoom reflection

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I’ve waited two weeks to hear my neighbors having sex and nothing

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This is a dream in pit and puss
That I shall never realize

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We’re straight up in March madness

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I also just started using my “massager” as an actual massager because the body is very achy from limited movement

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Love in the Time of Corona

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What is a life of matching socks like, I wonder

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I thought I wanted to be polyamorous but turns out I just wanted to be hugged by 5 people

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Guess what kind of butter it is?
The clue is “mother”

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Karismatic
Egalitarian
Lovely
Leaderly
Yes

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Woke up missing Mavis Beacon