Consider the lilies of the field

#contextless

Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

I'm like China in a bull-shop. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

@tedcruz Please stop.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Tomorrow problem ^ #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

There's like a guy that has to leave the room when a votes taken because he makes vocal noises when he gets nervous. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Real men fish with dart guns. No bait; no chum. Then jump out and wrestle them.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

You can also attach a cat to a rope. As long as you pull him back in, anything he catches is yours by law. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Literally heard: "What does this light do." Ding ding the flight attendant light goes on.

#contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

It's funny - we are on a flight to Arkansas and you wouldn't even have to tell me. It's obvious by the passenger "ambiance".

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

When my mom or her friend would fly into LAX, I could pick out when the people from XNA arrived as a group in baggage claim. Very often there is at least one person is wearing razorback something. But it's not necessary.

I don't know what it is exactly.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

🌚 🥞

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

By the pricking of my thumb, river chick boobies this way comes. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

"If you ain't married, you're single."

"Damn right. First amendment to the U.S. Constitution."
#contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Day 2 of going commando.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

I just woke up from a dream - I promise I am not kidding - where I had just opened a class action settlement from the Bank of America for $7.39. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Hold on. My mom is on an epic rant about her HVAC #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

A natural with allergies and the good sense to never own a lawn. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

The images that thing is going to produce are going to be pornographic. We will be looking at alien buttholes on Alpha Centari.

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Goddamn hippies on the left coast, tryin' to tell me which sphincters I can look at.

#contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Got my ass pulled over in Pea Ridge.

Officer: watch the bright lights
Me: sorry, I'm a city boy - we don't do bright lights much
Officer: <looks at my license> Austin... Explains the shirt.

This is as close to quoting as I can get.

(I'm wearing my "I'm a Texas Girl" shirt)

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

Oh, fuck, I hope he's not planning on bringing my food by bike. #contextless

[Consider the lilies of the field @toilnot]

I will admit to be 100% girl when it comes to worms and slugs. They can keep their sex bands away from my toes. #contextless