Mike T

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

Kudos to Greg at @onenzofficial Lambton Quay for his excellent customer service today upgrading me to my new iPhone 18 Pro. Easy, seamless and faster than previous upgrades. A++ would trade again! 😊

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@liedmyway2top The pure definition of all the gear and no idea.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

I had a call from a scammer the other day.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 🙆🏻‍♂️😂

Click. ☎️🤗

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

Kudos to the friendly, welcoming and helpful @metlinkwgtn driver on my AX bus this morning. It made a great difference to my day 😊 #7819

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

Hey @onenzofficial - I’m getting scam calls ‘from OneNZ to terminate my contract’ - the obvious factor for it to be a scam: I am asked whether I want to speak to OneNZ in Chinese or English. 💩 - I reported it yesterday and blocked the number.

[Eric Young @RealEricYoung]

Had the great joy of working with Bob McNeil from the first days of TV3. He was never anything but a class act. At a time when TV journalism sometimes took itself a bit seriously, Bob was always open to absurdity. There is no question of his influence. https://t.co/hUlFSj8yca

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

Maccas got their new clown! 🤡
Donald McDonald.

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

I think the Trump McDonald's visit hit home with so many is that it was a glimmer of nobility, of a time of hierarchy and noblesse oblige rather than the usual American politician thing of pretending to be a prole, as shown by what he wore

A short 🧵👇

[ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsintweets]

worst concert lineup ever but the one christchurch deserves

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@StrayDogNZ Literally told to bring receipts but can’t even do that. 🤡 If I was his employer, there is no doubt he would be fired.

[norah~ small but mighty 🔥 @TheNorahEffect]

As usual, John Stewart is 100% spot on.

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@meco78526 🤡

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@StrayDogNZ The Riddler falling over his own lies. What a knob end.

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@Sportsfreakconz Batman has his work cut out for him dealing with Joker, Riddler/Mr Word Salad and Mr Freeze (public service freeze) all at once. 🙄

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@meco78526 Good to see he’s keeping to the Stevie Wonder routine by dressing himself in the dark. 🤡

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@KyleDChurch It would be offensive to call him a 🐱 because he lacks the warm and depth.

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

The wheels on the plane go round and round, round and round, round and.. 👋🏽 🙃

[Skip McCabe @SkipMccabe]

Holy Crap. I just saw this live online from SFO a few minutes ago. Watch the wheels after take-off.................................

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@katie_pai My money is on Google translate purely as it would involve the good ol' copy and paste 😂

[Mike T @tokenmaori]

@katie_pai Definitely awesome kaupapa. Adding them to a meeting agenda this week so we can allocate work devices to them in the future. Fingers crossed!