Magic Mango

Just think of me as the Jimmy Neutron of music. Man of your drug-induced dreams. Semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action.

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

You may be failing all of your classes, but with TurboTax, at least your taxes are free

[tuesday @tuesdaisexton]

If anyone spoils incredibles for me before I see it I will deck u in the face

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

My dad needs to leave the living room so I can steal the chips from the kitchen.

[Jose Garcia @Josse101Garcia]

The tattoo thirst is reall!!! 😩💯

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I’ve always been a bit of an adrenaline junkie- love the rush. I’ve gone bull riding, I’ve swam with sharks, I’ve gone skydiving and I’ve asked my wife why she’s being hormonal.

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

This is heresy https://t.co/ONNfFFJsLY

[relatable @byreIatable]

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

@UberFacts @gabmartt I got 11/12

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

@gabmartt Yes omg 😂

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

@spongebmeme @LaurenMayslol @gabmartt

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

Whenever the emergency alerts go off on the emergency doors at the dining hall we all clap. We’re so desensitized to it that when there’s an actual emergency, everyone is going to die 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

Y’all. I found Jesus in my milkshake

[Magic Mango @tokyo_flower_]

My grandma:

I don’t have time to go to college, I have to make tamales 😂😂😂