- Tu dis que tu ne fumes pas, tout le monde essaie de te faire fumer.
- Tu dis que tu ne bois pas, tout le monde essaie de te faire boire.
- Tu dis que tu baise pas, personne ne vient t'aider.
This ideo absolutely cracks me up. I have 2 sons and let me tell you, they might be older now, but just a few years ago they were into every single thing possible. One would be digging in the garbage and making a mess while the other one decides to take a pee in the tub just to see what it would be like. 🤣🤣🤣🤣