Complimented my nurse’s watch in the ER. He said “thanks it was 40$.” I showed him my hospital bracelet and said “it was free 😏” as a joke. He said “wait til you get the bill” ??? 😭😭😭
a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"