My Olivaisa

New England superfan

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Why does the #BlueSlush @AlaniNutrition taste like Hawaiian Shaved Ice? Never was the case

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Hoe phase feels like Adderall

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

@thefarmersdog you got some explaining to do: https://t.co/hgglCjuyxu

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

First tweet since the rebrand probs but wow am I satisfied with Ben and Josh’s response to Nev’s take on the first 9 months of his children’s lives #thegoodguys what WAS that!?!? lol

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

“Ava would this kid have a chance?”

Yes, he’s cute

“He’s Italian”

OOoooohh

“What’s the oOoh for?”

I love Italian food

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When the 100mg Nerd Rope edible hits the system 4 songs into the concert

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Should I bring back the dating DILF series? Marrying DILF now I guess

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Why am I crying? In my 20 years of Portnoy standom, I’ve never once stepped off the box. El Pres for Pres! @stoolpresidente, amazing!

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

In a just world, this would be a New York Times feature story - the Dave Portnoy Effect.

I randomly came across a Portnoy pizza review and just so happened to be close by. So I made the trip to Ah-Beetz in Delray Beach, Florida. He had given it an 8.4, which is (apparently) an excellent score. 

I don't follow Dave Portnoy. I don't consume Barstool's content, or even relate to the demographic it cultivates. I don't eat much pizza, except with my kids. I don't bet on sports, and generally think adult men who devote excessive hours to watching professional sports are wasting their time.

But, as someone who follows the zeitgeist, I can objectively say Portnoy seems like a very good person:
-> Earned his success; the free market seldom lies
-> Took Cancel Culture head-on and won
-> Raised ~$40 million for small businesses during COVID
-> Called out fake news outlets like Business Insider long before Ackman buried them
-> Personally donated and raised millions for great causes - law enforcement, first responders, animal shelters, etc. - as opposed to having a building named after himself at Harvard.

The pizza at Ah-Beetz is excellent. Very much worth the trip. But more interesting is the Dave Portnoy effect. I asked the owner about the influence he's had on their business. 

When Portnoy's review aired, Ah-Beetz was a single, small shop in a less-than-desirable strip mall not far from I-95, really far from the beach or what is generally considered a nice part of Palm Beach County.

Overnight, there was a two-hour wait, a pop that has never receded (because the food is also great). And now, in less than a year, there are soon-to-be 4 locations and 70+ employees, an expansion that they attribute almost entirely to Portnoy.

Revenue has increased more than 10x, or millions of dollars that are also attributable to Portnoy, for which he has not received/sought any attention or credit. 

Portnoy has completely changed their lives. And this has probably happened countless times all over the country. 

(Also, they said he was exceptionally kind and humble, and 100% sincere.)

This is America.

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

Something I just noticed about the Brady roast…ZERO Tampa influence. The highlights and pictures were all from New England. Mike Evans and Bruce Arians weren’t up there on the dais, only Patriots players and Bill.

That was for the Patriots fans, intentional or not.

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Oh man that look Kim gave Brady for the Kanye joke (was really hot)

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

This.

[Pats Buzz @PatsBuzz]

Tonight was like Patriots therapy.

I truly felt like we got a lot of closure tonight as fans.

QB1 and the head coach led the way in that and that makes me really happy.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

Honestly my favorite video on the internet, all time. Because this would be me. I would react like this

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Imagine getting this reaction from just seeing your face

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

you look like you’ve been embalmed

[ؘ @archivemileyc]

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song

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[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Brunch with my baby boys 🫶🏾™️

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

@steflynnn @stoolpresidente Me neither lol

[My Olivaisa @toliday]

@beyoncegarden