Kristen

Getting my masters in 18th century Scottish history. Hiker,backpacker, larper, nerd extrodinaire

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Grad school is cancelled. I’m running away to the woods to eat moss and die.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@cacierae Oh like this? Lmaoooo

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Larping is sometimes saying screw it and buying $80 worth of linen. I also bought a fox fur and I feel a little bit like I’m going to be meeting a French fur trapper at an outpost and giving him a fine copper kettle and a bag of salt in exchange for a luscious winter coat.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Me finding out one of the four #specopsguy protestors is in fact a woman.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

A small snippet of joy in this fireball of a world but the transition of astronaut uniforms with #SpaceX to look like something straight out of a Sci-Fi show is so dope. I love that humans are like,we’re going to space yes,but we must also look cool while doing so now.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@PirateGhostie God that sounds so nice 😭😭😭😭

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

My new larp armor comes in Tuesday so I can’t wait to literally not be able to sleep for the next two days from pent up excitement. 😬

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@PirateGhostie OF COURSE!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@theuniversal My phone won’t load your gif but I swear to god if you’re sassing me I’ll be SO mean to you at work tomorrow.

[trish @ultragloss]

rick riordan: we are making a 5-season percy jackson tv series for disney+
twitter:

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#howto pronounce the name of Elon Musk and Grimes' new baby:

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Genuinely thought the Elon Musk & Grimes baby name was an algebraic equation and the fact that it’s not kinda makes me want to clobber them both with an Acme gavel like a Loony Tunes cartoon in the hopes that it might jumpstart half a living braincell between the two of them.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Listen the collective global trauma lived this year still can’t touch the amount of pure existential torture I’m sure Robert Pattenson is experiencing right now.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Hug a Star Wars fan today, we had to watch the finale of Clone Wars and Order 66 happen all over again today. 😭😭😭#MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

#CloneWars really got me reliving order 66 like

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

Yes hello #CloneWars used Hayden Christensen’s voice and the world needs to know that I have been personally victimized by David Filoni and somebody tell him I want my soul back.

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@vanilla_bean97 Goals honestly

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@cacierae DUDE I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!Ohmygod I’m sending you and Josh a big ol’ squeeze dude 😭

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

GUESS WHO BOUGHT NEW INSANELY EXPENSIVE LARP ARMOR?THAT’S RIGHT THIS IDIOT!!!

[Kristen @tolkiennerd]

@Bethany94_T It’s you and me at the bar.