TOYOSI❤️

👩🏾‍⚕️, wife, mother 🇳🇬🇺🇸.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@RealKiddWaya I heard they now clean off the original expiration date of an expired medication, print a new date on it, and sell it to people.

[EST Bee @TheBSharpJr]

Hear me out…Nothing Bundt Cake is who Crumbl thinks they are

[The Duke @Gok3szn]

Genuinely, what's the point of teaching us roman numerals?

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@muheediva01 Excruciating doesn’t even begin to describe it. You really have to experience childbirth to understand.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

My coworker has ADHD and smokes a lot. It’s interesting how nicotine can feel like a quick focus boost, while the long term effects are a whole different conversation.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@_josephine0_ High cholesterol.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@maiiunreveled How did your mind even come up with this😂

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@mayiko_milly Nigeria celebrities🤦🏾‍♀️

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@sixhourssouth @Sonderisfon 😂😂😂

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@Miss_Teddy0 I do both. Of course, I don’t shower every night, but on the nights I do, I’ll still take that morning shower. You see that morning shower, I need it to feel human😭😂

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@_favorite_ada This must be Ai.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@oelma__ 12

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@67409_so I swear I’m not even trying to praise myself but this is actually so accurate. Pple at my job are always like Oh my God, u have such good skin! What’s your skincare routine? And I’m just looking at them like. I literally don’t have one. I use my regular Target moisturizer.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

I’ve been teaching my 4 year old my real name instead of just Mommy.. Today she was yelling Mum and when I didn’t answer, she suddenly called me by my first name. I almost lost it😃

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@DeNiike_ What is this for Christ sake? Some bbl look so good and then some bbls look like the doctor just freestyled.

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

I have this weird thing I do when I really want something and I know I can get it. Before I go to sleep, I literally imagine myself already having it. I play the whole positive scenario in my head until I’m satisfied, then I fall asleep. It’s a way of calming my mind.

[Ifeoluwa @withifeoluwa]

I hope to end this year with tobechukwu..
Rooting for myself like mad

[ily @luhyoumf]

not to creep you out but i have a habit of appearing in people's timeline before everything starts working out for them

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@Zioncxf77 @Teetoh10 Married with two kids. I pray you find your own wife one day so you too can experience this level of wisdom😂🙏

[TOYOSI❤️ @tolly_tex]

@Renikeeee_ Congratulations 🍾🎈🎊