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𝕖𝕤𝕠 𝕖𝕤 𝕖𝕤𝕠 𝕪 𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕤 𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠.

[toloc @toloc]

2+2 no es lo mismo que 3+1.

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@Joacoerodriguez @datodecolor_ Me sale este mensaje. Otra cosa, en que zona horaria esta? Es correcto que mexico juega a las 10 de la noche el segundo y tercer partidos?

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@ferevia @CukiCamara @cesarfrancos @Alaniarq @MarieLKuri @ili_vallado Sí. Estuve ahí! Me acuerdo que @Alaniarq tuiteaba desde su cel via sms. Hay fotos?

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@ciervovulnerado Más de 15 años 🥹.

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Regresé de mi semiretiro de tw para stalkear a @ciervovulnerado. De repente me acordé de cuando fui a Xalapa y la conocí en vivo y a todo color.

[Witness Me @Voyager_Dos]

Le apachurras aquí, te sirves una cubita y pones un video en YouTube de un wey fabricando piezas en un torno.
Está verguísima ser hombre.

[toloc @toloc]

“Me acuerdo cuando el rock era joven…”

[kevin 💀 @kevvoLBS]

esto es como ver a la mona lisa siendo pintada

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@Kimodermo A mí me da la impresión de que son los más racistas.

[Maia @maiamindel]

I like how Jenna Ortega talking about movies is like "well I think that La Chinoise was too commercial to fit into Goddard's maoist phase" and then tve average movie she's in is The Rizzler Versus Baby Gronk: Dawn of the Costco Guys

[toloc @toloc]

Ah. Otra película de Wezzzzz Anderzzzzzzon 🥱😴

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@damnitony @EndWokeness April fool.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

People always ask me LIAM do you believe in GOD and I say of course it’s important to have SELF BELIEF LG x

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[toloc @toloc]

@TheTopComics Terrible. Se ve simplona y como que quiere ser graciosa pero se siente forzado.

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@DCaamal Un abrazo, Lic.

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@Tete @Superman @IMAX @LorsDisco2k Yo sí estoy emocionadísimo. No tenía muchas expectativas y la vdd me siento satisfecho. Ya urgía una película de super héroes clásica, divertida y familiar.

[toloc @toloc]

Vox Noel Gallagher, vox Deus.

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@unpelanamas Alv con sus argumentos todos pendejos.

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MYGA.