Chris Toloday

Occasionally entertaining.

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Today is a great day to be a coal powered automotive start-up.

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Best picture of Sean Heckman ever @DWRshow

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You put on one French electronic trance album and then all of the sudden the kids “don’t want to listen to records anymore” and “don’t want to have a family rave”...I guess parents just don’t understand.

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It is done. Just 6.5 months and 23 trips to @Lowes later. Time for a shower beer.

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I mean, everyone gets a little drunk while they are blanching their garden fresh green beans…right?

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@AJFoytRacing What would it take to get some ice cream treats for the fans enduring this rain delay???

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Between the fire, flood, general pandemic and our moth infestation, I think we are maybe being trolled at a biblical level.

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@citizensenergy @headandtheheart No worries. A crew showed up ~1 and finally shut the main off, 22 hrs later. It’s possible we have different definitions of emergency. But the hour+ it took of constant raking at 7 am this morning to drain 3 feet of water from our culdesac was an invigorating start to the day.

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Dearest @citizensenergy Are you familiar with the @headandtheheart song Rivers and Roads, because I have a river blocking my road for the past three hours.

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@citizensenergy @headandtheheart It was called in by multiple people. The neighbors did our best to unclog the drain. Two guys came out, put two cones out and left. They didn’t shut anything off. The cones have subsequently floated away and now the entire cul de sac is flooded and its gettting closer to my house

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The van, the van, the van is in fire...

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I just received an email stating that my Barnes and Noble account may have been compromised. This is in fact very concerning for I now fear I have time traveled back to 1998. Nook anyone?

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Chorizo tacos al pastor

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I had the most delightful drive in the corvette yesterday with the t tops out. Yet all I could think the entire time was, ‘I wish I could get the doors off this bitch.’

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It doesn’t feel the same, but excited nonetheless. #indy500 #Not @IMS

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Woah. Stop acting like you’re Snuggie’s in a bundle.

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My son says he is having band E-days, but he also said they haven’t taught him anything about @diplo I’m not really sure what he’s learning about electronic music.

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Public service announcement...there is an entire channel devoted to American Gladiator’s on the free streaming service Pluto. That is all.

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Wait...did Elon just name his baby Leon? So meta...

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@RyanLewisRacing @hoonable I thought gravy flights were the pinnacle. New dream...