Im already past the coming of age trope where i have latent powers I was unaware of. Now i just want to be that pivotal badass grandma character that helps her grandchild live up to their super power potential.
Day in the life of a toddler mom:
- toddler climbs into bed
- toddler clambers over mom
- mom realizes toddler pooped
- toddler trips and sits on moms face
i corroborate all claims that parenting and working in COVID times is BS. As are any expectations that you can perform at the same level. Indefinitely. No problem. Sleep is optional, right?
Quarantine, Day 14: My daughter cut her own hair and hid it under her bed so we wouldn’t find out.
Since we can’t go to a barber, guess it either stays that way or we try to even it out ourselves?
...Time to shave her head.