Toluwalope

Operations expert, budding QA Engineer, wife, mother of 2 kings

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@OloyeSomorin This happened to my uncle. He had both children in the US. He died in a care home and was cremated less than a week after he died and no one apart from his ex wife and children know where his ashes are.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@Jemeelahh_ I hate this woman's content. Almost every time I've seen this boy, he is crying especially while having an issue with his twin brother. This particular video is obviously content.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

I was told it's called Precipitate Labor and if I have another baby, I should expect it to be shorter. The trauma made me run from childbirth.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

Same way no one tells you how having a swift birth means being in active labour even hours after pushing your baby. When I had my 2nd baby, from the first contraction to pushing wasn't up to 2 hours. In fact I had my baby at home because I was waiting for labour to progress

[ReeRee ( Mrs 💍) @ree_rehanat]

Mothers why didn't you drop this update.....

Nobody warned me about those after birth contractions that hit HARD when you're breastfeeding 😭
Like excuse me???
I just gave birth… why does it feel like my organs are moving up and down inside my body again??
Every time my baby latches, it comes with pain like another round of labour contractions 💔.

Kai, at a point I was asking myself with tears in my eye is this normal or are my village people involved??

Mothers did you experience this too or is it just me? because nobody prepared me for that level of pain!

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

before heading to the hospital seeing as I had my first almost 24 hours after the first contraction. I had the first contraction at about 2am and my baby was out before 4am. After I had him, I was in active labour for over 12 hours. I mean contractions every few minutes.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@Fancyfoodmart I've learnt to say 'E ma worry' and walk away immediately. Those Oshodi sellers are on another level.

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@Sisi_Yemmie Nigerians hate accountability hence they want you to forgive even when the offence is grievous.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

There was a time Twitter was for intellectual conversations. What happened?

[A. Adedotun arpa. @Sen_Adedotun]

If your niche is intellectual content on X and you are not getting result.

Abeg tone am down a bit.

I have noticed people here get confused once they can’t comprehend, they will just ignore your tweet and move on.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@switbeckssexy In case you don't get any response, ask to see the Chief Medical Director of the hospital. From my last experience there, everyone in the ward sat up after we reported to the CMD, until my baby was discharged.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigerian Twitter is the first place I heard that if your wife owned a 4-bedroom before you married her, and you were living in a one bedroom, she should move into your one bedroom because man no dey move go woman house.

Odogwu 🙌🏽

“Woman” house, like say no be your wife. You people actually do not see your wife as family. Nothing you want tell me

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@Hybrid_Ola I like how everyone in the comment section dragged him. What do you mean you were surprised the stylist speaks "good English"?

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@tosinolaseinde YES

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@_DebbieOA It depends on the quality. I bought a pack of one from Hutoos superstores two weeks ago and the first one I used didn't flatten after a few washes like the ones I usually buy in the open market. I'm definitely trying out Chef T's as well.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@itz_taser First of all, did he even pay her bride price? This your write up is one-sided. A man that talked down on her several times on Tiktok live and kept on calling her barren when he was the one who had low sperm count is who you are painting as a saint here. Agenda ya were gan.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

These people are not bandits. Bandits are armed thieves operating in isolated or lawless areas. These people are terrorists. Terrorists are people who use unlawful violence and intimidation to sow fear and terror, especially against innocent civilians, in the pursuit of political aims. Let’s call them what they really are: Terrorists!

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@Millishield01 😆

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@the_beardedsina The 'twins' might not be twins.

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@francis_sznn A 3 bedroom flat for 1 million in Abule Egba is a huge steal. That landlady is being very considerate.

[Toluwalope @tolumuses]

@Horiyourme My husband and I experienced this same thing but on a larger scale. We planted maize on 7 hectares of land. When it was time to harvest, we found only the smallest cobs on each stalk. We employed a security man and planted again. He was killed by herdsmen. Since then, never again