Tolulope

Keeping it real.

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Atletico Madrid director Mateu Alemany has flown to London to meet Chelsea in an attempt to loan Nicolas Jackson. Atletico have the advantage of Jackson wanting to return to Spain. (@marca) #CFC https://t.co/hq43oE78IN

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Pete Davidson is on pace to spend $660K removing his tattoos, and the reason it costs that much is genuinely one of the weirdest things happening inside the human body.

Tattoos are permanent because your immune system is actively holding the ink in place. White blood cells called macrophages swarm the ink, try to eat it like bacteria, fail because ink is chemically indestructible, and then just refuse to let go. They sit in your skin with the pigment trapped inside them, for life. The tattoo you see is a grid of immune cells frozen in the middle of trying to destroy something they can't.

It gets weirder. When one of those cells finally dies of old age, a nearby macrophage grabs the released ink before it can drain. Then that one dies and passes it to the next one. The tattoo is a relay race of immune cells handing off the same ink particles for 50 years.

Lasers are not erasers. They fire pulses so fast (one trillionth of a second) that they create tiny shockwaves that blow the ink into smaller pieces. The laser doesn't remove anything. It just shatters.

Here's the cruel part. The second the laser shatters the ink, fresh macrophages sprint in and swallow the pieces before your body can wash them away. You are paying a laser specialist $500 a session to break ink apart faster than your immune system can re-eat it.

And where does the ink that actually escapes go? Your lymph nodes. It piles up there. Women with tattoos have ink in their armpit lymph nodes. It shows up on mammograms. Surgeons have mistaken it for cancer.

Pete has 200+ tattoos. Each one needs 10-12 sessions because each session only wins a tiny fraction of the war. He's not buying tattoo removal. He's buying a decade-long siege against his own immune system, paid in installments of $500 shockwave blasts, while white blood cells inside his body sprint back and forth trying to eat their own ammo.

$660K to starve the cells that refuse to let him forget who he used to be.

[Xy @Cerebrone]

We no longer say “Jay Jay’s nephew”. We now say “Iwobi’s Uncle”.

[Mariox Ranger™ | Award-Winning Photographer @mario_cortex]

Good Morning NIUK Family

I’ve been selected as one of the Top 10 finalists in a major UK art competition — and my work is currently on display outside Colmore Row station in Birmingham 🎉

[Tolulope @toluol_]

@GlobusBankNG Kindly check your dm.

[👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️ @TheRealOlagreat]

Ọmọ, Sevilla responded😭😭

Twitter please help your boy..

[Tolulope @toluol_]

@greaterheights_ Congratulations, Femi!

[Dr. Dennis Walker @drdenwalker]

URGENT: Go to your medicine cabinet and find your multivitamin or other supplements that you are currently taking. Now take a look at the ingredients. If it says folic acid or folic acid (folate), kindly throw it in the trash; which is where it belongs. The ingredients should say: Folate, Methyl folate or 5-MTHF NOT folic acid.

WHY: 50% of the population have a genetic disorder, MTHFR gene mutation, which inhibits conversion of “synthetic folic acid” into FOLATE.

People with this disorder may have:
Increase risk of blood clots & cardiovascular dz
Difficulty concentrating & memory issues
Insomnia and sleep disturbances
Fatigue and low energy levels
Anxiety and depression
High blood pressure

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[Made_In_Ibadan 🇳🇬🇳🇱🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇸 @AbejeJude]

Help Secure My Dream: I've lost Open Doors Olympiad Scholarship. Please, help me not to lose my Erasmus Scholarship!

Hi,
My name is Jude Abeje, a graduate of Physiology, University of Ibadan. I’m reaching out to you with utmost humility and deep determination. I recently won the

[Tolulope @toluol_]

Beautiful scenes and creatures.

[Oluwabunmi Michael Awoyemi🇳🇬🇺🇳 @Harwohyehmi1]

This is ARAROMI BEACH
Nigeria is blessed !!! This is boundary between Ondo and Ogun State.
This coastlines stretches from Ode Omi between Lagos & Ogun states to Ogheye in Warri North, Delta. Try To Pay A Visit!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Enzo Fernández to Chelsea… HERE WE GO! Agreement reached right now between Chelsea & Benfica 🚨🔵🇦🇷 #CFC #DeadlineDay

Important: clubs running to get the documents signed before end of the window, it’s finally agreed.

Boarding set to be completed — London ✈️ @TurkishAirlines

[Tolulope @toluol_]

@Flowfy02 @EstherDiaries @Marknito_ I think Eswatini was formerly known as Swaziland.

[Nurse Ariyo @NurseAriyo]

Hi,My name is Omobola a 500lvl nursing student at the UNIMED Ondo Presently, I might not be inducting with my mates because I have not paid 40% of my school fees#183,000and my induction fees#120,000 which makes me non-eligible to complete my University education.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Athlete of the Year nominee 🇳🇬

Retweet to vote for @Evaglobal01 in the #AthleticsAwards.

[Tolulope @toluol_]

@ujjwalscript @Tpaulex

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Apple discloses serious security vulnerabilities for iPhones, iPads and Macs https://t.co/phAzINtKMZ

[Marvey of Marvey-R @Marveyr]

How many RT for a scholarship?👀

[Godwin M Smart @SmartGodwinMic2]

Support Me Please! 🥺 I am in dire need of your financial support to book my flight ticket to Raleigh (RDU) lest I miss my Fully funded Graduate Assistant Scholarship to study MSc Physics at the North Carolina Central University, Durham. @Ijesha_canadian

[Gift Iyioku, PhD @gift_adetutu]

Today, we graduate from @UofAlabama with M.A in German and a 4.0 CGPA.
I was just going to simply say we’ll be missing our grad because we’re on a DAAD scholarship in Germany this August, and in Santorini right now, but instead, let me tell you what our professors at U.A did:

[Tolulope @toluol_]

@EnergyTBM @olumuyiwaayo Which of the components? If it's "Writing," have you considered a remark?