โI want to appeal to our young people in this country. Burna Boy, Asake and Davido, we want to see you come together under one foundation to help the poor with your money. The Maybachs and Rolls-Royces are good, but you can still help. The burden on the government is huge.โ
โ Nigeriaโs First Lady, Remi Tinubu
At this point, Iโm starting to believe the people who say Patrick Dovigi is in the mafia, because what the hell is this liquidity? ๐ญ Bro buys a yacht like every three months
This is the day where I have to say this out loud cuz itโs been in my head for a while
Nigerians, as a whole, need reorientation. The people, the police, the military, civil servants, the rich, the poor, everybody
Thereโs probably a school somewhere in Oyo or Ekiti today where the English teacher is teaching English in Yoruba.
Soldiers in many other countries are respected, you hear words like โthank you for your serviceโ Here, we fear them and even avoid eye contact with them because theyโre literally โcultistโ and bullies in uniform, you could be harassed for wearing camo the same way cultists would harass you for wearing โtheir colorโ
Speaking of cultists, fraternities in many other countries are simply brotherhoods or student organizations. Here, they kill and intimidate,
bruhhhhhh
In many countries, politicians are paid the lowest because theyโre public servants. In Nigeria, politicians are paid to take a fucking shit
I could go on and on