Tom

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[Tom @tom123pole]

correcting my eyeliner in a busy spoons toilet, gay rights!

[Tom @tom123pole]

I was in gay village and I told a fresher I was 22 and he said "ah but that's still young!" Bitch wtf-

[Tom @tom123pole]

Do I, over explain myself or remain misunderstood

[Tom @tom123pole]

A woman at work didn't want to pay extra for the sour dough bread so she said to me "but I have a dead cat in my car".... Right okayyy?? still £1 extra luv

[Tom @tom123pole]

I found a job and a house in Manchester in less than a week. Fucking slay 😌💅🏼

[Tom @tom123pole]

Unexpectedly coming across old love letters is so jarring. All those lost emotions and broken promises, encapsulated on a piece of paper. Just sitting there, under your cabinet or behind your bed, collecting dust.

[Tom @tom123pole]

You're not in love with that guy, you're just hyper fixating, it's ADHD

[Tom @tom123pole]

I U-hauled with a guy for 5 NIGHTS on our first meet, cooked dinners, went to the art gallery, went to the park, spent his birthday with him and he kept asking me to stay another night. Yet even after all that, he still ghosted me after I left. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH giving up 🥰

[Tom @tom123pole]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Why can't I have flings without getting attached!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tom @tom123pole]

I can't tweet what I want cause VIOLET is WATCHING 😶

[Tom @tom123pole]

Now my mental health is good, working out is actually fun and doesn't make me wanna k*ll myself 🫦

[Tom @tom123pole]

"looking for straight acting" bro shut the fuck up. Stop feeding into toxic gender stereotypes and just be who you wanna be, it's okay to act a lil fruity 😒

[Alex George Pickering @AlexGPickering]

Indeed.

[Tom @tom123pole]

Guys I'm applying for jobs in both RN and I need help! I might have offers in both. I have tons of friends in Manchester, but London has a bigger industry. Hmmmmm🤔

[Tom @tom123pole]

I was not made for hookup culture because tell me why I can not stop thinking bout the hot doctor I spent one night with in Manchester 😭 I meannn we cuddled and there were head kisses bro. And now I'm supposed to just move on from that kind of intimacy?!

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Rejecting ugly people on hinge after they send a funny opening message

[danny @DannyButtfieldd]

I want a pet lobster

[Tom @tom123pole]

Got ghosted by the first person I actually allowed myself to get attached to since everything 😀 *eye profusely twitching*

[Tom @tom123pole]

If I don't get a tinder match in the next 24 hours I'm gonna get a full facial reconstruction surgery 🫥

[Tom @tom123pole]

I can't wait to make my ex's jealous when I finally glow up in 10 years and they no longer care 😍

[Tom @tom123pole]

Looking through my parents old photo albums and thinking about the time my ex told me my dad was hotter than me when he was younger 😃