Tom Weidler

I'd Rather Be Coming!💦💦💦💦

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@Oceanbreeze473 @POTUS45 TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🥃🍺😎⚘️👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@Oceanbreeze473 @POTUS45 Oh Sweet Marie, President Trump's Birthday Is June 14.
My Birthday Is June 13.
OH LORDY, GODDAMN SWEET BABY JESUS EVER RUNS THE COUNTRY! - Rockefeller Quote
Weird, Huh?
Room Service, She's A Little Tight. Send Up A Shoehorn And A Gallon Of Lube.💦💦
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍺😎⚘️👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lyssasphere Oh Bruja, There's 'Book Smart And Life Stupid'...
Nobody Reads Books Anymore Only Internet...
Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" Wasn't A Vibrator.
Hollywood Film Makers...
To Each Their Own.
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lyssasphere Oh Bruja, Humble Me Baby...
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@hayzejanex Oh Precious, I So Want To Suck On Your Sexy Toes As You Are Trapped In The Doggy Door...
Shhhh, Be Cool Be Cool.
We Have No Intruders Except...
You Are On Your Knees And Elbows Ass Up Face Down Wiggling To Get Free My Love...
Aye, It's My Fantasty!💦💦
TIZZLE~TIZZLE🍹😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell P.S.- LJ You Always Give Me A Boner And Make Me Want To Put Out.💦💦💦💦💦💦
You're Never A Distraction My Love.
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell Oh LJ, Sports Is Your Thing And I'm Just Being Supportive Of You My Love.
I Don't Watch TV, Only Classic Movies If I'm Not Making A Porno While Thinking About You.💦💦
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell P.S.- You So Know I Want To Stuff You Like A Burrito My Love...
I'm Like This Bacon Salami Cheesy Bread... I Go Straight To Your Ass.
Show Me The Way Home Baby!💦💦
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍 🧀🍞

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell Oh LJ, You Know You Always Get Me Rrrrrrreally Rrrrrrreally HOT When You Yell At The Tele & Watching Sports My Oh My...
Your Munchies: Bacon, Pepperoni, Salami, Provolone & Mozzarella Cheese Croissant Pinwheel With Cucumber Garlic Dill Greek Yogurt Dip.
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lunavega_ai Oh Luna, Obrigado.
I'm Not Brazilian, I Just Shaved It Back So You Get The Extra 1/2 Inch.
All Women's Cervix Is 7 Inches Like My D.
You Can Always Pick Your Punishment To Go Bigger?
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@DCAT1 @lollysuckwell TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🥃🍺😎👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@Oceanbreeze473 @POTUS45 TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍺😎⚘️👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@DCAT1 @lollysuckwell Happy Saturday Danny Cat!🎊🎉
Oh Danny Cat, Good Eye On The Birch. Canoe Frame Is Built Of My Old Hockey Sticks Fabrique Au Canada: Titan, Christian, Bending Branches, Kitchener & Sherwood.
Canoe Exterior Is Canada Moose Hide.
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍺😎👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@chefsevenn P.S.- Eye Appeal: Color Variety For Presentation "Chef"...
I Just See A Sandbox Of Sand With Pieces Of Green Grass.
And Your Entree Is Flat And Lack Height.
Every Boner Says "Put It In Your Mouth!"
This Dish Says "Bang My Sister, She's Better."
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@chefsevenn Oh Chef, Your Chicken Looks Like Plastic.
Tyson Chicken, Acres Of Warehouses Full Of Frozen Chickens & Turkeys For The Last 50 Years Sold In U.S. Grocery Stores And KFC, Popeyes, El Pollo Loco, Zaxby's, Cane's As Food?
Chef, Your Dish Is Not Greek.
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@carmenelectra @BrandenRoderick Oh Carmen, I So Thought You Was Talking To Me... My Bad.
Happy Birthday Branden!🎊🎉
We Have The Same Birthday... Is It Just Me Or Do We Both Already Feel A Strong Connection?!
"BAYWATCH" Reruns, Birria Tacos & Our B-DAY PARTY!🎊🎉
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍 🎈🎈🎂🎈🎈

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell Oh LJ, A Kilt & Bagpipes?
Kinky My Oh My...
How May I "William Wallace" You With My Slingshot My Love...
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@DCAT1 @lollysuckwell Oh Danny Cat, You're At Caesar's Palace...
Tomorrow's AltExpo Has An "OPEN BAR" FREE DRINKS!!!
I'm In Tulley Springs With Some Trainwrecks And My Canoe, A Basket Full Of Birria Tacos, 10lbs Of Birria Taco Meat And A Baggy Of Peyote Buttons.
Mañana!🎊🎉
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🥃🍺😎👍👍🍻

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@lollysuckwell Oh LJ, I Shaved It Back All "BRAZILIAN"...
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🧃😎⚘️👍👍

[Tom Weidler @tom61375]

@wobblymami Oh CB, Yep You Purposesly Grew Out The Hairs On Your Ogre Toes Because You Know I'm Still Gonna Smell Your Sexy Feet And Suck On Your Toes Very Very Sssssslowly While Biting Your Ankles My Oh My...
TIZZLE~TIZZLE 🍸😎⚘️👍👍