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@iggilywiggily There’s no such thing as bad press

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My friends shopped at Chicbum and all I got was this stupid Hepatitis

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The bulgogi was great

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Hey Shawn I need an investigation opened I’m being accused of something I did not do I’m gonna send you information and I wanna go the distance on it

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Scary headache and vomit brought to you by Buzzball

[🪻...𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 @gwauu]

klarna'ing a hormbles chormbles protein bar off urban outfitters

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Going home to ash on your toddler’s head 🙏💆‍♂️

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Soy super payo y super guiri y ya esta tbh

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If your “bar” served “drinks” in these, count your days.

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God I fucking love Europe… and also webinars… and also white collar crime maybe

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To the person who invented french tacos I can accom

[big duntles @biglunty]

if you think the ninky nonk’s got a valid mot you’re a fucking mug

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Calling in fat to work

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Free farting in GAP kids

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

For dinner we're having residue and debris

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Have you tried the conga from glovo yet?

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Smoking on the weed that made Kate’s Bush

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Necesito mini egg

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Free bleeding at Morrisons café

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Last night was a Lawrence Alma-Tadema painting