Tom “The White Hope” Glady

Lifelong Conservative🇺🇸 InterOceans Advising Bank🏦 Self-Made millionaire💵 16.7 Handicap🚀 *The Views expressed on this platform are entirely my own*

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Absolutely nothing worse than having to take a shit in the middle of working out

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Wonder what his political affiliation is

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Wish Pizzagate was still a thing, could go for a new Za right now.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@clubdubcm 😞

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@BossmanDaHench Skibidi Ohio Bossman

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@Jon_Hamcheck Classic only posting the wins. You’ll never make it.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

It’s crazy that whenever I need a break at work, I don’t go outside. I just go sit on the shitter for about 15 minutes. I call it Porcelain ReCharge.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Just won’t $60 off Beer Pong? Glady’s still got it.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Moving different apparently

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@seymourHcrotch Mid ass dinner

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@BossmanDaHench Says a lot that you go to a dentist office where the assistants are male, the lovely ladies take care of me

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Boy I love the dentist. Walking out with clean teeth and have some great convos in there as they’re very excited to see you. Gonna start making up stories to see what they believe about me. “Yeah I just bought a Tiger from EBay, how are your kids?”

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@Jon_Hamcheck Laying on my back while my chompers get “sculpted”? Yeah I’ll take it almost a mini nap

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

@seymourHcrotch Assume you probably have a lot of cavities

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

It’s Saturday:
- hit the sauna
- cup of coffee (black)
- PGA Superstore
- shower
- throw on a FIRE golf fit
- gamble/beers
- MORE BEERS
#doesntgetmuchbetter

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Was just told I’m “one fine individual” by a male Chipotle worker. Unsure how to feel about it.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Bad golf fit = bad round.

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

They let Glady wake up today #bottomless

[Tom “The White Hope” Glady @tom_glady]

Tuesdays. Worst day of the week by far.