Tom Hammersley

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@BeroccaBoost @BayerAgEdu @BayerPharma QQ why don’t you team up with a water company and sell bottles of water with a Berocca tablet in the top compartment (dry) that you can drop into the water. Berocca on the go, Beroc-an-go? You’re welcome.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@ordolife so you’ve made your brush heads for adults different than they are on the kids toothbrush….. why? Actually don’t care, Oral-B pro on Amazon £23.99.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@south_railway get a grip! 20 minute journey from Petersfield to Godalming is meant to take 20 minutes. You morons have managed to fuck it up for an hour and counting. Yes it’s hot, if your crumbling infrastructure can’t take a bit of heat then you are a national joke.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@xandvt listening to you on @BBCRadio4, you got me bro 😢

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@Deliveroo love your new business strategy. “We might have drivers, we might not, we might deliver your food, we might not, once you’ve paid we don’t care, if you don’t like it screw you”

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@VancityReynolds wow! You must have had a load of makeup on playing Ken, I didn’t recognise you…….

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@SundayBrunchC4 that bloke from super fury animals ok? He’s excruciating to watch. @timlovejoy and @simonrim are earning their money interviewing him.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@AppleTV why can’t I down load any of your programs to my phone? The down load starts but stops. It’s been like this all morning.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

Why is #5G so terrible. It’s the new 3G. Progress my arse.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

⁦@BBCBreaking⁩ ⁦@Telegraph⁩ ⁦@DailyMailUK⁩ ⁦@TheSun⁩ ⁦@FoxNews⁩ ⁦@LBC⁩ why haven’t you reported on this? https://t.co/vQRgi2Iwta

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

@VOXI_UK you are terrible

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@VOXI_UK I can’t log into your website. What’s going on?

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

Some bellend hacked my X account. Please don’t invest in NFTs or Blockchain, biggest waste of money ever.

[Tom Hammersley @tom_hero_hammer]

This jus started rn!! https://t.co/OTTMooscGc

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Insane!! https://t.co/g8LxjXg66h

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Omg this just happening, Thank you https://t.co/g8LxjXg66h

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just see!! https://t.co/g8LxjXfygJ