Francisco Lindor enjoyer

[Francisco Lindor enjoyer @Tom_M_Stan]

@wedrings Nah that's stupid

[Francisco Lindor enjoyer @Tom_M_Stan]

@tengridyeus She doesn't know how many need to die

[Francisco Lindor enjoyer @Tom_M_Stan]

There had to been a couple North Vietnamese soldiers/people who kinda liked the Americans for music. Imagine going from a dude singing in your village to CCR.

[Eric Reynold @RealEricReynold]

First ab of fall ball got jammed by a freshman throwing 76 #d3

[Prufrock 🧃 @JAlfredJuicebox]

Imagine being the first white man to come across this. Orientalism was the first science fiction

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

You ask a lib how much they're spending per kid at the PvP-enabled Chromebook Academy in Brooklyn and they say "I dunno, $3,000?" Then you tell them it's actually $45,000, and they look at you like this and say "Well, maybe it should be $100,000."

[azu @azu2137]

I’ll never be like Goethe. I’ll never be like Napoleon. I’ll never be like Alexander. I’m eating a heated up pizza at 3 am. Fuuuuuck.

[Punished Anchovy Enthusiast @itsanchover]

I have high functioning autism I will not drink water until I am given an Italian futurist wife

[Francisco Lindor enjoyer @Tom_M_Stan]

@WarmasterKalina *than females

[mlbfeeelit @mlbfeeelit]

Leading analysis on parker messick

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

starve yourself all day so you can have a 2500 calorie dinner

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

larping the murders to shock the foids, this dude was an absolute gamer

[Quick Thoughts @lthlnkso]

Nice. I'm going to combine this midterm victory check (5k) with my DOGE dividend check (also 5k) and tariff dividend check (2k) to buy one of those new Chinese EVs.

Thank you Mr. President @realDonaldTrump Very cool.

[РЯЕМОDЕЯИ @PaleoMarxism]

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[B @BrapperOfKvatch]

Music: dead
Books: dead
Movies: dead
Videogames: ass raped to death

[Hamburger Qualms @greaserburger]

Shy jock STUNS creative writing class with THOUGHTFUL PROSE