Tom McCormack

Views expressed here are only mine & brilliant! RT's are not endorsements. Made in Salford 🇬🇧 from 🇮🇪 decent.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@fesshole I used to kiss my ex and she kept her mouth straight, side eyed me and I was stuoiud enough to keep trying for six months before she did something that I couldn’t let go to leave. I haven’t had intamacy for 2 years now.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

We almost got promoted and we almost won the Scottish Cup… let’s hope next season we get over the line. #COYP

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@FBAwayDays People getting all uppity, they took their chance and shown their colours, they got what comes with that. If you’re gonna go in the home end then don’t be stupid about it.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

The problem in #Colchester is that in #Elections2026 candidates believe that saying they’re the candidate to keep reform out will get them elected.

I’ve been advising them that they need to tell the electorate what they will do for them.

Negative messages don’t work!

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@joncraig saying on @SkyNews that @UKLabour will be happy that the @DailyMail is running their story proves that Labour are now a full on right wing party.

We all knew voting Labour was voting for Red Tie Tories and this is the proof.

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Looks like the “rivalry” is over. #ColU

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@fesshole I did the same thing with a group who I thought were my friends, not one of them texted me for over a year.

I haven’t made a terrible mistake, I’d rather know that I was never in their group or their mate in the first place and have just got on with my life.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

I think (if it’s true) JT will come in as Director of Football to dabble in transfers/loans while Danny and Nicky remain in their posts. That way, everyone gets to take a bit of credit for any success #colu have.

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@PaulArtoisPub You’re probably right.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

Fear mongering at its finest, they’re designed to fail safe and return to ground safely where they started.

There’s more chance of a plane crashing on to the pitch than a drone.

Drones, e-scooters and anything else “new” tech must be bad because the Luddite’s say so 🙄 #colu

[Colchester United FC @ColU_Official]

81 | Play paused due to a drone flying above the pitch.

#ColU 🔵 1–1 🔴 Walsall

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@philunwin Don’t believe the propaganda, there’s absolutely no way anyone is getting a 33mm HE Mortar out of any military installation to use from a drone like the Ukrainians are.

And unless a would be attacker is a masters level aeronautical engineer and chemist they’re not making an IED.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@MLFootball I assume he throws a pick 6 after the video ends?

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

#colu stop responding to non league nonsense.

We don’t participate in non league whether it’s cups or any other nonsense.

#OneLeagueTeamInEssex

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

If you thought Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings were taking the piss when they claimed to have lost their phone, so were unable to provide their WhatsApp messages and you’re a centrist shitc*nt Labour supporter…

To quote Basement Jaxx - “Where’s your head at?” #McSweeny

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People in #GortonandDentonByElection aren’t voting for the Greens to keep Deform out @LucyMPowell

They’ve listened to your leader who doesn’t want the vote of the left and are voting accordingly.

Keep chasing the right wing vote and see where it gets you in 2029!

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

Lucy Powell: “We need to return to our Labour values.”

When you tell the left you don’t want their vote, they’ll vote for someone else.

We’ll vote for someone else nationally in 2029, don’t worry about that 👍🏻

#GortonandDentonByElection

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

#Labour don’t need the vote of the left. 🤣

Roll on 2029!

#GortonandDentonByElection

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@Matt_Baldwin97 If you haven’t got rid of it yet I’ll take it.

[Tom McCormack @tom_mccormack]

@Marcustricky Okay, wondered because there’s never really been any rivalry between us.

I know the Barnet fans set off some pyro leaving the train station around lunchtime.

Probably the Police overreacting/ justifying their existence.

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What went on after the game? I work near the stadium, there were a lot of police and the helicopter up? #colu