Tom Olivieri II

Dog uncle, Jedi Master, Jack Daniels enthusiast

[Tom Olivieri II @tom_olivieri]

It’s summer 2016. Pokémon Go has ushered in world peace. The Warriors blow a 3-1 series lead in the finals to the Cavs and that same night, Jon Snow defeats Ramsay Bolton in the Battle of the Bastards. You don’t know it yet, but this is the peak of human society

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Summer. And this is how she sits. She doesn't care if you have a problem with it. 13/10 ok Summer

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I knew I’d seen that face before

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

when summer is ending

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Build the statue.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mr. Moose. He doesn’t mean to alarm anyone but something definitely touched his leg. Thinks he got it. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Saul. He doesn’t know about you, but he’s done with summer. Has decided to just stand here until autumn. 14/10

[Tom Olivieri II @tom_olivieri]

the situation. Only bots. Tried to do something nice for a fun night in the city and instead got bent over. If you’re going to use @Expedia, read EVERYTHING twice and know they don’t really value your business, your travels plans, or your customer experience, just your money.

[Tom Olivieri II @tom_olivieri]

Booked the wrong dates for a hotel in Chicago a few weeks ago through @Expedia and cancelled immediately; was then told there was no refund but I could place a claim bc of the travel insurance I had purchased for an extra fee. The claim wasn’t

[Tom Olivieri II @tom_olivieri]

“recognized as a covered event for reimbursement” and now I’m screwed of $250 for making a mistake. Entirely my fault for not reading closely between the lines on cancellation policies, but terrible experience. Furthermore, couldn’t even get an actual person to talk to me about

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Natu. He's just been offered his very first strawberry. Not sure if he's supposed to eat it or squeak it. 14/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Truman and his monkey Maple. Truman says Maple slipped on a banana and he's sticking to that story. Thank goodness his human is a surgeon. 13/10 for both

[Tom Olivieri II @tom_olivieri]

@NOTRyanRey17 sellout

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

Right when you think Hard Knocks has been trash the last half-decade, in comes Jamaal Williams to possibly save the day.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Auggie. Bad news: He went to fetch a ball and saw some other dog beat him to it. Good news: They just became best friends. 12/10 for both

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winston. He would like you to join him in his pool. Even saved you a spot. It's the part of the pool that he isn't in. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. Someone once told him to make sure he’s perfect before judging others. Good thing he is. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a long-haired library bear. Natural predator of the book worm. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10