Tom Penrose

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@EricLDaugh I’d like to lodge a complaint. Her words are offensive to me.

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@bigbabolat This is AI. It’s painfully obvious.

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@unlimited_ls Words don’t matter. Actions do.

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This stuff is $2,063.36 / gallon and here I thought gas was expensive.

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@ThiagoResiste

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@CollinRugg Her speech patterns indicate she has no idea what she’s talking about.

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@Rothmus Decent wages and buying power.

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@doge_eth_gov @SenSchumer I can get past the half cooked burgers but anyone who sets their glasses lense side down is a sociopath.

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@ChrisDJackson Failure is a byproduct of innovation.

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At first @amazon seemed like they were willing to help but then said since all I had was a USPS tracking number, they assume they didn't deliver it which means the dude was in my house for absolutely no reason. I send the video and so far it's just been radio silence.

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Yo @amazon, why was your delivery driver in my house this afternoon? I do not have Amazon key and they were delivering a @Walmart order…

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@absolutelyamyyy Teach your children how to properly behave in public and set a good example. It really is that easy.

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@itsathaiku My daughter has very curly hair and requires a silk pillow case and special shampoo to prevent knots. I’ve never really thought about a bonnet until now. I bet it would make a huge difference.

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@shannonsharpeee Never mix alcohol and fireworks…

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This was a little John so they must be shrinking.

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Yo @jimmyjohns what gives? This turkey and cheese “Sandwich” was $5.62. That’s a tube of chapstick for reference. Your prices are already getting crazy but is this the new size?

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@altonbrown Heresy.

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@fasc1nate To this day, I still hesitate to eat Burger King purely based on the fact that I always remember this photo. This is the impact and small and stupid thing like this can have on a company. I can’t be the only one this photo affected in this way.

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Just finished @TheBearFX season 2 and I need season 3 immediately. Incredible ride.

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@Browns “how can we lose this game?”
Defense: I got you fam.