Tom Ryan

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Finally we have a good reason to keep Twitter alive

[Taylor Leddin-McMaster @taylorleddin]

If Twitter dies, where are all of my mediocre jokes gonna live? Real life?

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Oh those are such beautiful birds will it come trained to sit on my shoulder?

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin That’s why I invoke the 20 foot rule at work. If anyone gets within 20 feet just tell them to “get the f@$& away”

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Are you supposed to “like” or “dislike” this?

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Keep sleeping

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Thanks Kanye

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin CD? Was it a #back to the future theme party

[Taylor Leddin-McMaster @taylorleddin]

Also I remembered the reason I bought it and it’s dumber than the actual purchase.

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@cnnbrk How do they split that equally?

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin It’s the government they would probably get it wrong!

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Some say this is a great example of working together while others would say stay away from my Doritos I want the whole damn bag #not sharing

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@taylorleddin Is that bourbon and waffles? Nice

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@Amak104 No the nurse told me the shot is more effective in the eye. Is that not correct?

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

Look out world our government has set me FREE!! FU #COVID19

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Twenty minutes to play in Nashville.

@ATT | #CHIvsNSH

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

Closer

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

4 years ago I tried that but missed the mark. Wish me luck today

[Tom Ryan @tom_ry]

@TaylorLeddin @meg_ryan22 Thang gods I walks aways fromz thatz