Tom Trinko

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

@SquidKrueg 10/4 squidward

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

We all just wanna be big rockstars, and live in hilltop houses drivin' 15 cars

[Colion Noir @MrColionNoir]

. @KamalaHarris rubbing her hands like bird man waiting to see if she’s going to become president tonight.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Wisconsin be like:

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[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Oh, so just like when you use one shooter to represent all gun owners? Get out of here.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Eminem told every Trump supporter to go f**k themselves. The left praised him, calling him “powerful”, “brave” and “heroic”

Kanye told every American to think for themselves. The left attacked him, calling him “mentally ill” and “Uncle Tom”

See the problem?

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

I dont care if the girl who joined ISIS was born on the White House front steps and George W. delivered her on the 4th of July with Lee Greenwood singing God Bless America in the background. Once you leave and join ISIS, you forfeit that right.

[ABC News @ABC]

"Let me make this extremely clear: Bullying is unacceptable."

Ohio dad makes his 10-year-old daughter walk 5 miles to school in 36-degree weather after she got suspended from the bus for bullying another student. https://t.co/MqCH94wNF4

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

How To Avoid Getting Tear Gassed At The Border: A Step By Step Guide

Step 1: Come across legally

The end.

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

cAmPuS iS a GuN fReE zOnE

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

The fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Extreme cold weather is coming in your area.

[sogucci @sogucci6]

“Men are trash”

- the gender that ate the apple from the forbidden tree

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

A very happy GOLDEN 20TH BIRTHDAY goes out to this dime today!🎉 Hope you had a great day love ya hunny😘

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Dear incoming freshman,

Go to frat parties and steal their beer while making friends you don’t have to pay for

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

@alyssa_anker @mitchysuch This is incredibly true

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

@NatalieCorduck ~deletes tweet because it didn’t make sense~

[Tom Trinko @tom_trinko]

@NatalieCorduck This makes no sense

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Moose in Alaska