Tom Argile

I'm awesome

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

@art_infected Same, I'm right there with ya.

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

@art_infected When on an airplane they stress in the event of an emergency you need to put your oxygen mask on first, before you help others. Apply that to life. Take care of yourself before you worry about other bullshit.

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

@mr_devilhs New phone wallpaper.

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

#BL3Sweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Totally Psycho-delic. RT and tag #BL3Sweepstakes for your chance to win this custom @Borderlands 3 Xbox One X.

NoPurchNec. Ends October 19. Rules: https://t.co/WvK9lt7VoH

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Whether you're chasing after the VIP Heads or hoarding for the future @F4llenPhoenix @VBartilucci and @Hunter_Cook2015 have got you covered.

3000 VIP POINT GIVEAWAY
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5 WINNERS

Ends when tweet is 24 Hours old. (SUN 22 SEP 10:00 -0400)

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

Lets do a quick and easy one today.

Thanks to @olraxus I've got 3 Gold Keys to give away to one lucky winner.

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1 WINNER

Ends when tweet is 10 hours old (19 SEP 20:00 EDT)

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

Much like sticking CL4P-TP's butt out window, going back to work after launch weekend sucks but is necessary

@RallyInc (5) and @_JohnnyJato (1) decided that maybe it didn't have to be quite so bad

DIAMOND CODE GIVEAWAY
1500 VIP POINTS
6 WINNERS
24 HOURS

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[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

It's launch day and what better way to celebrate than to giveaway 3 Gold Keys for Borderlands 3!

These GameStop keys come from @TheBorderlore and will be given away to one lucky member

You must have Borderlands 3
RETWEET TO ENTER

Contest ends in 9 Hours

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

Alright you Midge-Mongs I get it. You played the DLC, know the Lore, and are dying to get the Maliwan in #Borderlands3

HERE'S 3 BOOST CODES
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3 winners picked WED SEP 11 14:00 GMT

Thanks to @Flavernious, @Sloika_Aglaya and another anonymous donator

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

We've only got three days to go until #Borderlands3 comes out. There's no better time to get caught up on the Final Borderlands 2 DLC.

I've got 2 codes ready to give away that works on any platform.

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Ends WED SEP 11 14:00 GMT

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

You say tomato, I say tomahto

You say 4 Days to Borderlands 3
I say 4 BOOST CODE GIVE AWAY

RETWEET AND ON TUE SEP 10 AT 14:00 GMT I'll pick 4 random winners.

The snowball effect is real and I'm straight drowning in Boost codes. Thanks @SLssj, @Skeltonator and anonymous donator

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

SURPRISE GIVEAWAY for ONE PAX CODE which gives you the FL4K VIP Skin & Head as well as enters you in the drawing for a Custom XBox One Controller, Artwork from the Museum of Mayhem and BL3 Collector's editions

RETWEET TO ENTER

Ends THU SEP 05 14:30 GMT https://t.co/KRWp9JhWh7

[SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes]

Did you miss out on the Borderlands 2 DLC "Fight for Sanctuary" when it was free?

RETWEET TO ENTER for a chance to win 1 Download code!

Must be 18 years of age and in the United States to redeem https://t.co/4ueNZ3v3sx

Ends THU SEP 05 14:30 GMT https://t.co/KRWp9JhWh7

[P. Aloysius Derf @TimeTravelGuide]

Your timeline is fine. No time travel agents are currently waging a war for control of your future. You're paranoid.

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

My tombstone will prob read, "He lived the same as he ate. Mouth open and ketchup bottle in hand."

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

This guy walks into the dentist with a ladder, grabs a magazine, and sits down... Like he didn't walk in with a fucking ladder.

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

What if dogs don't lick us to show affection? What if, they lick us to decide when we are ready to eat?

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

@somejerrystahl Just spent an hour going across the wall with a stethoscope, tell her thanks...

[Tom Argile @tomargile]

They haunt minds. #JohnDiesattheEn