Tomás

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Portugal look so dynamic it's genuinely hilarious

[~ @froholdtprop]

Seremos, mister.

[Daniel Filipe @Daniel_FilipeMR]

Tem que ser um analista de basquetebol a constatar aquilo que os "especialistas" de futebol em Portugal não são capazes de descortinar.

Grande @lucasdedirecta

[Rui Costa do Azeite @rcostadoazeite]

Herói nacional.

[Gamarra @4gamarra4]

30/09/2026 🌹

[Hugo Moura @hugomoura_7]

Simples. Resumo perfeito do @tomasrdacunha

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[🍀 @consiglioris]

messi actually left barcelona without a documentary without the fans without any celebration without any love without a match just crying in a press conference with sergino dest wearing chicago bulls full kit

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

I’m still fucking rolling 😭😭😭😭

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

Tryna maintain the relationship on GTA 6 and finding out Lucia got “avoidant attachment style”

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[rosie @therosieum]

https://t.co/F2G1usjT2E

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Goat (rotated), by Arthur Dove, 1935, 📸 by Joan Monfort

[Luis @Luismbf24]

Este Mundial acima de tudo serviu para perceber quem percebe e quem não percebe de futebol
Também serviu para perceber quem tem inteligência e quem não tem
E sim, acho-me moralmente e intelectualmente superior que tu se achas que a Argentina foi ajudada em todos os jogos

[Dr. Notável 𝕏 - Transfer Expert @DrNotavel]

Contam-se pelos dedos das mãos quem entendeu o conceito @DrNotavel, ao longo dos anos.
Ironicamente, é um retrato perfeito do estado do Colossal Sport Lisboa e Benfica e o nível de senilidade e imbecilidade do nosso comum adepto.
É disto que estamos a falar.
Longos dias até 2029!

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

According to chatgpt these are the most left wing players in football so I will be supporting their teams.

[rose @roramdin]

every song is rigorously calculated to generate a new laugh