Tom Mason

Husband. Part chicken pakora. Science educator. Creator of rhythms, melodies, and two children.

[Tom Mason @tomason]

@anna_c_kramer Gaudy, tacky, Trumpy. A sad and sorry series of shit stains on what used to be a great country.

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@factpostnews Affordability is a made-up word by the Dum(b)ocrats. (Most people don't know the "b" is silent, like the "o" in "people.")

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@cspan Amazing! I heard this is the number one issue on most American citizens' minds headed into the 2026 midterm elections. Drive a tank--->Drive a truck. So much winning!

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@patriottakes Fake Christian Barbie selfie time. Pucker up, KKKaroline!

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@brianeskow Deep bench of sycophants to an adjudicated rapist, who is only working to enrich himself and his family. Nice resume you got there, Widdle Marco.

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@brianeskow You must love child rapists and career grifter criminals who "serve" our country by enriching themselves and their families. Don't you?

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@calleymeans You support an adjudicated rapist, a lifetime criminal grifter who ran for president only to avoid going to jail. But all you can talk about is how you don't care that a disease that we basically eradicated has now re-emerged due to ass clowns like you who reject science. #MAHAHA

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@TheHustleCritic They believe in fairy tales (like the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, except they take them very seriously and think that anyone who doesn't believe in the same fairy tales should be murdered en masse). Also, they're all hypocrites and have sex with little boys.

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@ArynneWexler Okay. Now do alcohol.

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@CattardSlim Wonder what the pictures of Dear Leader’s casket will look like. I’ll be buying stock in Mary Kay!

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@GovofCO I prefer Finding Tina Peters. It’s a real freeing the criminal kind of flick.

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@GovofCO How was commuting Tina Peters sentence related to safeguarding our elections from domestic interference? Did you post the clip where you talk about that, too?

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@GovofCO Was Tina Peters there? She claims to have been building a stronger future for Colorado when she tried to disenfranchise citizens and rig future elections for Trump.

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@Rijuofficial07 The “loves” of his life.

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@GovofCO Was Tina Peters "protecting the integrity and security of our elections," Governor? Just curious which side of this issue you're on when it benefits you personally in some way.

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@JDVance Nice try, douchebag! Trot out the cult leader, Chairman Cheeto Mussolini and have him recite some teleprompted lies hoping to fearmonger some good ole American disenfranchisement. Fuck that and fuck you, douchenozzle!

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@MarkWarner Not weird at all. In fact it’s completely predictable given past behavior. He’s compromised and while he tries to hide it sometimes, it always shows when the stakes are high.

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@GovofCO I heard Tina Peters got her emissions test done by a scammer. Criminals act on mysterious ways don’t they, Governor?

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@ThePoniExpress Too much time (and Johnsons) on your hands, dude. Get a friggin' life, ya jagoff.

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@GovofCO Do you think I could get Tina Peters’s autograph on your commutation letter?