Tomasz Kolodziejczyk

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

So the moral of the story is: never pee in an art gallery. The urinal might be an exhibit. #firstarrest

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@rayray14 yep, Lindsey works for the chamber. Didn't get dinner though.

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@rayray14 you know a lot of people with my crazy name?

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@rayray14 you're not at the bea's are you?

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

Any hole's a goal? More like any snach is a catch!

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@lindsey27 what's this "work" you speak of?

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@lindsey27 ...I was wondering why my coffee tasted funny

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Funny stuff, you should watch it http://tinyurl.com/c976s7

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@StratFu my money is on a week from this Tuesday

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

"Apparently "do not push" was good advice" #tombstones

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"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women" #plan

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My ghost twitterer (tweeter?) might need to be fired... http://tinyurl.com/ddqns7

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@cwgabriel Killing the undead > then catching Pokemon

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@patr1ck The Roots are his house band, kind of like his Kevin Eubanks, and he's had the MacBook every time I've seen the show

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The Daily Show is hard to watch today, I think Jim Cramer is going to cry...lets hope he cries

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Twitter updates from my phone? neat

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Does it still count as breakfast if you eat it at 12:30?

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@HeavenTruthOrg Good thing I don't have to worry about that since Jesus is fake

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@cubicvirtuoso Nice man! Grats!

[Tomasz Kolodziejczyk @tomaszkolo]

@veneretio Yes, Warrior. Mostly because no one else wants to tank every raid....lucky me :)