Dr Tomato

Historian of consumer culture, food, technology, and the environment. Tweets do not represent my employer.

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@TacoCabana I’m not sure why Taco Bell refuses to allow fun, but here’s your chance.

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@dmepower I’ll brew coffee for the crew that comes and gets mine back on!

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@dmepower It was like 4th of July fireworks. It seemed like every transformer in the neighborhood was blowing at the same time, at least 15 times!

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@SarahTaber_bww I’m here for this.

What are the costs of mechanization per acre for low acreage producers? Or would this really only benefit the largest farms?

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@rihlei @ClutchPoints He got a total of 3 technicals, one for the earlier flagrant, one for the foul on Luka, and one for the altercation with Washington.

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@hixystix_ @UmpScorecards Reread the most impactful plays.

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@AnthonySabatini Now is not the time to talk about DEI control. Thoughts and prayers only.

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@THEKINGMORT @MySportsUpdate Lol, yes. It’s the play that extends a 38-10 lead with 5 to play that we should be worried about.

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@KDallas368 @ERCOT_ISO The sun sets every evening.

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@unicornhomies @ERCOT_ISO They haven’t figured out how to provide a functioning power grid, why would we assume they would be good at communicating?

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@h_protzman @yashar I was 7 or so weeks early in 82. Wasn’t supposed to walk and expected to have severe developmental limitations. I walk (and even occasionally run), have a phd. Leading a decent damn life.

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@UNTsocial @MeanGreenMBB You forgot to actually light the tower. I checked.

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I only tweet about tomatoes, and especially when tomatoes save lives. #findtheketchupboatguy

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I’m doing okay, thanks for asking.

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@betsy_brody I’ve been saying “chai tea” my entire life and now I feel as dumb as whoever came up with the name “Hacienda Ranch.”

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Yawn… https://t.co/0zl9NVFUpY

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@GodlessApeMan @TheOtherRBG Underappreciated

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I’m just saying… https://t.co/2RK7jkv3WG

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@gundormr @pashulman Can confirm