Lovino Vargas

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@betterwithsyrup I still don't know who you are, but your ideas are definitely dumb.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@betterwithsyrup What even. Who are you and why are you telling me about your dumb muffin enforcer lazy drug ring bears?

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@coeurdeurope It's the least I can do after not helping you celebrate on the right day.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@coeurdeurope I know they can't compare to your chocolate, but I'll bring some carteddate and cannoli too, and we'll celebrate it right.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@coeurdeurope Did I miss you're birthday? I feel like a terrible friend. I'll bring over some really good tomatoes later to make up for it!

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@coeurdeurope Yeah! I'm really mad at them now.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@pastanotwar They are!

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@pastanotwar Yeah! They're the ones who always break stuff around my house and stuff. Then they make people think I did it.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@pastanotwar Because the squirrels are stupid. They're always doing stuff like that.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst Squirrels just broke in and threw up on my keyboard, so I'm going to bed. That doesn't mean that I lost though!!!

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst Admit that I'm right and there's no such thing as too much gelato!

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst 900mL of gelato consumed so far! And there's more where that came from. Ready to give up yet?

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst I just went out and bought a LOT of gelato. I'm going to keep eating it until I prove you wrong.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst Stop making up stupid propaganda against gelato! Like anyone is going to believe too much gelato will make you sick.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@spuds_and_wurst You're just trying to keep him away from gelato so that he'll eat more potatoes and wurst.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@pastanotwar Don't worry, it's not possible! Gelato is too delicious for that.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@buentomate I didn't cheer very much! Just a little. I'm on my way over to your place now. That doesn't mean I'm dancing with you though!

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@buentomate You did really... okay. I mean, it wasn't THAT great. But. Yeah. Congratulations. I'm glad you won. I cheered for you.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@hero_burger Have a nice birthday.

[Lovino Vargas @tomatoesorgtfo]

@pastanotwar He's going to lose so badly against Spain! It's going to be hilarious to watch.