Dog Birthday Party

I was struck by lightning once true story

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Yes officer I will take your field sobriety test, but first you must answer my riddles three 🧙‍♂️

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@3ternallysweet @NBAinsightYama Me making a mockup in Figma for the cake I’m going to pay for because AI taking 1.13 seconds is unethical

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@partyboylix This hurt me to read

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@FynCas UGC

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@sbinskii @argos611 @MonsignorMrtnez @DylanDoubly Hey you’re fucking dumb and wrong but you probably know that. The more you go on the dumber and wronger you look. 👍

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@arfa2706 Dark souls 2 is objectively the worst souls game. You quirk chunguses have been over here doing this shit for a decade now hang it up 😂

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@beetlemoses @FictionIRL Why she so thick

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@randgenvid @happyemployeeee @belbeetaTM @eIeven Nah he’s right what movie was it?

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@GraftSouls Left his ass out to dry 😔

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@DIRTBALL888 @CptAncapistan @kid_riles Giving a credit to first time home buyers would allow them to actually participate in a market that is becoming increasingly difficult to break into. It’s actually super simple you little worm

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@DIRTBALL888 @CptAncapistan @kid_riles Here’s the actual facts, not that a bug like you would care about facts:
21% of home sales were first time homebuyers in 2025 (lowest ever, it was 40% in 2008)
And down payments rose 23% because cash buyers are able to outbid them.

https://t.co/yGFAcRZBPz

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@DIRTBALL888 @CptAncapistan @kid_riles What part of what I said was incorrect? The average age of first time home buyers has risen to almost 40 but we should try nothing. I bet you also believe shit like we can’t raise taxes on the wealthy because they will move away. Just a knob licking pseudo intellectual cuck

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@DIRTBALL888 @CptAncapistan @kid_riles It’s only for first time home buyers. Not private equity or people who own 5-6 homes and use them as vacation rentals which make up the majority of real estate transactions right now. This credit would give first time home buyers a chance instead of being priced out.

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@Aasii What a stupid post lol and you promoted it

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7,600 years? take these chains off and say it again

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@StrengthBuild @Sixrande Gato be kitten me

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Some days you find out a cat you’ve been following on the internet for a decade died. :/

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@Gossagio @SpencerHakimian You know I’d wager he didn’t do all that on purpose.

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@R3ADYMAR I can’t really argue with you about this post a/ a niners fan but we have plot armor right now so be ready for some bullshit if we see you.

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@joshycodes @Atrioc Per Josh

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@skooookum Orange