TomBee

he/him ☭

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@Bullittindahead This is such a bad take. OHMSS is praised for it's editing. Steven Soderbergh wrote a whole thing about it. https://t.co/AzRWpwh3mc

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@Nuskylicious I mean he's not on vacation, he's investigating the disappearance of an MI6 station chief. And he most certainly is a 'spy' in the books.

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@tubz4u

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

I assumed this was satire until I saw Br*tt R*tner had retweeted

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@darkvictoryy The Shootist (1976) is a good one. It uses a montage of earlier John Wayne movie clips to give some background to his character. Great movie too.

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

god didn’t make jaws

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

According to British law, this 83 year old retired vicar named Sue is a dangerous extremist - legally equivalent to an ISIS supporter.

Why?

Because she opposes genocide.

A state which behaves like this is morally bankrupt.

It’s so obvious how damning history will be.

[⚡️LILITH_POTATO🥔 @Batata1138]

@IrishMirror Why he looks so… wet ?
Eugh…
Also:

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@zavvi @JackBumby @BumbleAli70

[zavvi @zavvi]

GIVEAWAY TIME!

It's been a while since we last offered you a random 4K bundle, but we've just dug behind our sofa and found these - and they could be yours!

To enter: FOLLOW Zavvi, LIKE & SHARE this post, and TAG 2 FRIENDS before Weds 6th August at 9am. 18+ & UK entries only.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

RIP Mr. Blonde 🕊️

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@Shrek I have this on CD - I would love to upgrade to vinyl

[ezra @ltsreallove]

why is it never eric clapton im so sick

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@empiremagazine

[Empire @empiremagazine]

COMPETITION TIME ⚔️

Kingdom Of Heaven arrives on 4K Ultra-HD this week for its 20th anniversary – and yes, it's the Director's Cut! We have copies to give away. To enter – follow us, RT, and reply with a GIF from your favourite Ridley Scott movie.

UK entrants only, 18+

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

Speaking as a citizen of Manchester, personally I don't want to be bumping into a war criminal next time I'm in town. This guy should not be allowed back

@AndyBurnhamGM

[Younis Tirawi | يونس @ytirawi]

Shujjaiya, Gaza City |

IDF soldier from 🇬🇧Manchester, UK opening fire indiscriminately on homes in the neighborhood this morning.

His fellow Israeli-UK soldier writes back ironically: “war crimes”

[TomBee @TomBee1994]

@LancashireTea Me please!