Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII

beer killer, bag devourer, kinda the man. Freshmen hmu.

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

The only “winter grind” I will be partaking in is with a 250 pound woman. #biggirlwinter #reallady #shecarriesitwell

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@IHATEMYRTL I voted for the Mag. Just know someone has faith in you even when you and your lil beast don’t. #biggirlwinter #balluptop

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@kennethheupeI Go ahead and fire up Indeed for me pal. Texas is goin Blue. #talafreako

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@DocDangLinWang Kid tucked himself in at a crisp 3:30 PM and still had a fat chick in his bed next morning. That’s what we call grit. #rally #biggirlwinter

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

It’s another Lesbian Sunday: I’m not doing dick. #washed #sundayscaries

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@IHATEMYRTL Not to worry pal. The Dicksgiving party is coming up, it’s layup lines from there. #Turkeydih #bbqchicken

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@IHATEMYRTL Takes a real man to self reflect. We’d rather be 0-30 than 0-3. #balluptop #sundayscaries

[MyrtleBeachHater @IHATEMYRTL]

Is what a fucking quitter would say. Time to pay for the drinks tn. #cookingupalay

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

Ghost of Halloween past, present, and future visited me last night. Each one showed me a future with a different wife I met on Halloween. #wifedat #herpes

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

Hyped Knoxville up to my boys too hard. Unfortunately, if you can’t get action in the rest of the US, UTK is NOT where you’re meeting your wife. #cryaftersex #dudesbeugly #shesintheair

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@IHATEMYRTL Im a glass half full kinda guy. That black cat may be the reason you buy a Plan B on Sunday morning. #wifedat #roughtongue

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

Sometimes you gotta take out a tank to win the war. #biggirlwinter #Halloweek

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

@IHATEMYRTL It’s a Jalen Hurts night #hospitalized

[MyrtleBeachHater @IHATEMYRTL]

@TomBlowsworth Agreee with you here Thomas. Already spent mommy and daddy’s weekly allowance on plan B and will be damned to pay 12$ for a vodka cran. #fillingtank #timetohoop

[Thomas “The Bag” Blowsworth XII @TomBlowsworth]

Any ladies out here on Halloweekend fw dudes that can’t afford to buy them a drink? #fuckmyrtlebeach #halloweekendplanb

[MyrtleBeachHater @IHATEMYRTL]

I be feeling like Tony Snell at the bar. #legend