Tom

no u

[⛓️🦍TRD CO🦍⛓️ @Riccothegoat]

@ALMIGHTYSW4VY

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

gravity optional

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

love Danny DeVito using his red carpet time to defend and advocate for socialists like Corbyn while shitting on neoliberals

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrives at Number 10, then the photographers spot me…

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

The transformation from a devil to an angel is foul

[Tom @tomblrr]

@KillingGxds @dantheman_66 💀💀

[Tom @tomblrr]

Bro got moves

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

wait for it ...

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

wait for it ...

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Beethoven’s music is actively bad. He writes a dominant chord, knowing we will anticipate a tonic resolution, only to purposefully deceive his listeners when he resolves to the minor submediant, (1/363)

[James Parker @panoparker]

We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito

[Tom @tomblrr]

@dantheman_66 @jonnyxprice 💀💀💀💀

[Tom @tomblrr]

@jonnyxprice It’s been a hell of a journey

[Teresa McSocialist @McNallyTeresa]

Cards on the table. I’m a nurse, I’m on £84k a year plus expenses. My hospital has heavily subsidised bars and restaurant and best of all free car parking. I didn’t even have to study or have a degree or anything. Oh hang on, that’s MPs, not nurses

[Tom @tomblrr]

“Any publicity is good publicity”
Kanye: “Hold my armband”

[Classify @Class]

Kanye West's manager watching his interview

[Tom @tomblrr]

I’ve never felt so heartbroken in my life for an ant

[Oxiflare @flameslayer990]

@ManMilk2

[Holly Humberstone @HolHumberstone]

'Can You Afford To Lose Me?' is out now !! This collection of songs is an extension of my journey to-date and the brand new song is probably one of my favourites i’ve ever written 🖤 i hope u enjoy xxx

https://t.co/uf33lbnCTU