tom blumenfeld

comedian actor dog walker

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Respond to Flint's Lead Emergency NOW! https://t.co/8KkjJ6jpwi

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His new alibi is that he was ripping a whore in Whitechapel

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Sherlock Holmes 1954 tv show

Insp. Lestrade: How do they expect me to solve a murder when I can’t get any cooperation in my own department? No cooperation - I’ve got to do everything myself around here!

Apparently I am a Lestrade on my mother’s side

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The Impossible Burger is people!

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Send a message directly to @Chevron's CEO calling on him to reject drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge via @NRDC_AF https://t.co/MZTagcpuW0

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Trump Protected From Booing In Madison Square Park By Wall Of Garbage Trucks https://t.co/CcnLcn2bD1 via @highbrow_nobrow

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The Trump Administration is selling off the Arctic Refuge, threatening Indigenous Peoples, wildlife and America’s last great wilderness. Help stop them! https://t.co/a0c16Ne3p5

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The Trump Administration is selling off the Arctic Refuge, threatening Indigenous Peoples, wildlife and America’s last great wilderness. Help stop them! https://t.co/a0c16Ne3p5

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The Exorcist took place in Washington, DC

“Impeach each imp.”

- Father Karas, a heartbeat away from the Exorcist’s chair

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High Hopes https://t.co/SHcP3RJOrH

Life kind of imitates Sinatra

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Who does he think he is- Sinatra?

Old Blue Eyes had accomplishments of his own; Old Orange Peel just takes credit for others’.

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Happy belated birthday to Disney World’s EPCOT Center. Would have got these wishes in on time, but the line was so long

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I'm supporting @SenKamalaHarris & @RepJayapal on their new #DomesticWorkersBillOfRights. @DomesticWorkers play a critical role in our country by taking care of our loved ones, yet they have been excluded from protections and benefits. Sign on: https://t.co/8c4JmajQkS

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Donald Trump and his mutated EPA wants to gut California's ability to pass its own environmental laws. Help fight back! https://t.co/wDz6sjnUMm

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The administration is trying to authorize workplace discrimination against LGBTQ people and others based on an employer's religious beliefs. Let's raise our voices by the Sept. 16 deadline: Religion is not a license to discriminate. https://t.co/57QbO5u8rs

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Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand (Peaky Blinders OST) https://t.co/cE5DWyB4ah via @YouTube

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Amnesty International: Join Our Movement https://t.co/h7SfJcjExK

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Take action with @audubonsociety to #SaveTheSeabirds. Seabird numbers have declined by 70% since 1950 due to overfishing & other threats. Tell your U.S. Rep to support the Forage Fish Conservation Act to help reverse these declines. https://t.co/ilm4lWs7XH

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Nikki Haley said that the op-ed writer’s anonymity “sows distrust.”

Unlike the White House press corps, who distrust sows.

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Today is the 40th anniversary of Keith Moon’s death.
What better time to buy your ticket to a show about a dead drummer?

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If you do buy a ticket, the news will absolutely floor Tom.

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The White House announced the deportation of Nazi death camp guard Jackiw Palij, saying “removal of this war criminal from U.S. soil”
was a priority for President Trump. Because his kind take away jobs from American Nazis.