Tom Bednarchuk

B.ASc Electrical Engineering, University of Waterloo

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@ftlog90 @TrueNorthCentre New product from Pfizer, COVID vaxx self injectors.

“When you sign up for the Pfizer HomeVax program, Pfizer will send you a vaxx every month until you cancel (6 months notice required).

You can’t be too safe.

Pfizer…we care”

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@Smileyyeg He needs a tax lawyer not an accountant

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@harry33swartz Not Ferrari, Ferraris

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@CarlsCreek42 6 weeks, Geebus

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@CaryKelly11 I get the spicy ones

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@pitbullpatriot3 Lemon gin is worse

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@CTVNationalNews Should CTV news be replaced by this every night…

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@harry33swartz Watch out, they will put you “under the rest”…

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@WesternLensman Is it just me or does he look like Frank Burns from the show MASH?
What did they used to call that character? Ferret Face?

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@Baking_Biscuits Thinking of getting one myself 🤷‍♂️

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@VictimOfClarity @esme_saysno I’m of the vintage that we wrote our own BBS software, first in BASIC and then compiled in C…. No scripting, running on TRS80, very old school

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@windscribecom @SamCKx Sam lives in “rainbows and unicorns” land 🤦‍♂️

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@BowTiedBroke My first new car, I negotiated so brutally with the salesman and the sales manager that when I sat down with the finance manager he said “ I’m guessing you don’t want any of these addons?”

Me: “Just write up the loan and I’m out of here.”

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@TheHost_ Lawyer up

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@harry33swartz @FLEXjss Fill it with booze if you must, eventually she’ll pass out.

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@harry33swartz @FLEXjss Spray bottle is more effective

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@PGATUOR Canadian open, I was there when Tiger teed off, hit a guy in the head and it went in the fairway. Sounded like a piece of wet liver hitting a linoleum floor. It staggered him.