Tom

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In Texas, you can legally carry more than six guns.

However, it's illegal to be in possession of six or more dildos.

[Tom @tombooth134]

Come out and support the Soccer team tonight at 7!! Groves on the ⏰

[Hockey Players Club @hkyplayersclub]

How did Semin even score this https://t.co/7chVfRcNSR

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

The funniest fan in Premier League history.
https://t.co/q8Z5sgieCJ

[Tom @tombooth134]

Twitter has turned into a place where people only say happy birthday to others. What ever happened to calling your friend. 🤔

[Tom @tombooth134]

"Im tired" "I'm a pussy" "I have a small dick" @Nick_Schulcz

[Not Esper @cmesp23]

#OneMaple

[Tom @tombooth134]

Yo lost all my contacts hmu
248-885-7711

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

Diego Costa stats in FIFA 16:

Pace: 82
Dribbling: 79
Shoting: 83
Passing: 63
Physical: 88
Cunt: 100

[Tom @tombooth134]

Your moms your dad

[Tom @tombooth134]

The sky is blue and the ground is green

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

What a weekend for America🇺🇸

-Fourth of July
-USA wins the World Cup
-Jr won the race
-Shark week begins

[Footy Vids @FootyVlNES]

MUST WATCH: Carli Lloyd's 3rd goal https://t.co/eXkF4Xokd2

[Tom @tombooth134]

This would happen right after I get my citizenship in America

[Tom @tombooth134]

Who's going to Flume

[Tom @tombooth134]

Going to officially have an American passport #america#guns

[Tom @tombooth134]

@AJNash_ I don't feel the same way

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A study has confirmed that British people have the world's sexiest accents.